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Jews are never dumb.

That's dumb.
I managed a little league baseball team once and had two assistant coaches. One of them was Jewish.

One game, mid-inning, I had to substitute the other coaches son out of the game so another kid could get an at-bat. The dad/coach said "why does my kid have to get jewed out of playing time."

The Jewish coach grabbed him by the neck and slammed him up against the fence and told him if he ever heard another statement like that out of his mouth that his wife would become a widow.

Don't mess with the Jews unless you want an ass whuppin.

So, felony assault and battery...!

All in front of a field full of 11 year old kids.

The Jewish dad was also a hardcore democrat.

 

 

If in doubt, assault someone!

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On 1/2/2017 at 11:58 AM, arnold layne said:

Some old guy at work keeps buying me a lot of shit. Like I think he's an old retired army vet, and I admit it was cool when he bought me IHOP gift cards for Christmas but now he's mailing me a tv.

I'm like no man I don't need a TV, but what the hell do you say?

What was the result?

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Sometimes I go back and read some shit I said and think to myself  “You say some fucked up shit. You should get that looked at”. Then I proceed to ignore myself and continue on until the next time.

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34 minutes ago, arnold layne said:

I think I am allergic to apples. 

Did you eat the skin?! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED APPLES WITH SKIN!!!!!

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2 minutes ago, arnold layne said:

Should I make myself throw up?

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the poison.

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2 hours ago, Damn_Smooth said:

Everything all right?

I'm hanging in. Just going through shit and this place really helps keep my mind off of it.

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Discovered this...I had flooding memories of the Baywatch theme song, Pammy/babes with bouncing titties on Venice Beach...then 'Hello Darkness My Old Friend' came from out of nowhere...

 

Yasmin Bleeth.

 

Reportedly quit Hollywood years ago. I don't wanna make fun of this woman, seems like she had substance issues & probably was surrounded by a bunch of assholes.

 

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1 hour ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

It's like staring directly in the face of God.

 

Thank you! I was pretty proud how it turned out. Not gonna lie!

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