Bad Apple 558 Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Btw it is extremely cold here, even for winter standards I bought a lot of ice cream yesterday, and i'm preparing a great breakfast Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sixes unmasked 8,722 Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 I am starting to shit yogurt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AbominableHoman 593 Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 A transgender friend of mine What's your problem? I know what your problem is. Keep hanging out with people like that and you might catch the gays or gender identity issues. It happened Turned out that these circles have some idiots and some decent people among them, like in every other "subculture" i have ZERO problem with their cause. In fact i would become a liberal, if some liberals don't push their agenda too agressively but i get it: because nowadays feminist and PC liberal terrorism and stupidity is at it's height, it's sooo uncool to have gay/trans friends... After all this is a GNR board so i'm not surprised.... On mygnr i would be linched if i make a joke about gays despite the fact that i have gay friends, in here i'm automatically a liberal asshole because i have gay friends OK lol better to be an asshole than lynched. amirite? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AbominableHoman 593 Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 I am starting to shit yogurt the magic of probiotics Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AbominableHoman 593 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Have an interview with a local and established IT company and an interview for a IP access control installation contract in Bermuda Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 11,566 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Good luck man. Bermuda would be cool. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AbominableHoman 593 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Good luck man. Bermuda would be cool. Thanks, brother. Not sure how excited the wife would be having me go without her, but she'd be going on graveyard rotation by the time I left anyways. Have a few weeks to study up. I'm going to gun for it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 11,566 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 I hope it works out for you. Just don't let them know that you don't know that Coma is the best and ITW is the worst in GN'R songs and everything should go great. Sorry, I had to. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AbominableHoman 593 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 I hope it works out for you. Just don't let them know that you don't know that Coma is the best and ITW is the worst in GN'R songs and everything should go great. Sorry, I had to. I went on a walk today and it was really cold with sleet and wind and my fuel was thinking about such an irrational and foolish opinion. Think About You. Get in the Ring. So Fine. Most of TSI. How long would you be in Bermuda? It'd be three months. I'm not sure of the time frame, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Damn_Smooth 11,566 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 I hope it works out for you. Just don't let them know that you don't know that Coma is the best and ITW is the worst in GN'R songs and everything should go great. Sorry, I had to. I went on a walk today and it was really cold with sleet and wind and my fuel was thinking about such an irrational and foolish opinion. Think About You. Get in the Ring. So Fine. Most of TSI. Well you don't have to get hot about it. Damn. That is a fine list of lower teir GN'R songs you have there, but none of them can compare to the black hole of suck that is ITW. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bad Apple 558 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Kim Kardashian ate her placenta http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/kim-kardashians-amazing-placenta#.ndx7xrZBn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EstrangedTWAT 10,518 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 I went on a fucking chocolate bender the last few days. I hate seeing days of progress undone in a matter of hours whenever I lose myself in an orgy of binge eating. And then I couldn't stop with those fucking ice cream bars I posted about in the ice cream thread. Well....shit. Time for drastic measures. Starting today, December 15th, I'm not eating any chocolate for month. 30 days. Is it possible, with the holidays upon us? I'm doing it anyway. Just like a smoker sucks down a few packs on his last day, I gorged on chocolate yesterday, trying to make myself sick so that I wouldn't want any more. Not sure it worked. It's been about 24 hours now, so one day is basically over....29 to go. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 10,922 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 What the fuck! I turned my life around, got a good job, got into weight training, met a woman - which was chill. We banged a lot and she's hot, smart, and cool and all, but now she's become overly possessive and wants me to put a ring on her finger. Good lord. What do I do? I feel trapped. I can't run home to mommy and daddy. I am practically living out of my car. My job is in the shitter. I've picked up drinking again after stopping for months and smoke like a steamboat. Everyone demands something from me. Either coming home for Christmas or marriage or money. Someone give me a new life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AbominableHoman 593 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 "I gorged on chocolate yesterday, trying to make myself sick so that I wouldn't want any more." One of the more useful things I've learned from Brewster's Millions. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AbominableHoman 593 Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 A bunch of Australians joined a 49ers forum I frequent because the Niners signed an Australian from the NRL. They're like a scourge. I have no idea what they're talking about, they can't post images properly, and they talk about trucking a lot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AbominableHoman 593 Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 http://www.facebook.com/maggie.james.7927/videos/10153331121125847/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bad Apple 558 Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 What the fuck! I turned my life around, got a good job, got into weight training, met a woman - which was chill. We banged a lot and she's hot, smart, and cool and all, but now she's become overly possessive and wants me to put a ring on her finger. Good lord. What do I do? I feel trapped. I can't run home to mommy and daddy. I am practically living out of my car. My job is in the shitter. I've picked up drinking again after stopping for months and smoke like a steamboat. Everyone demands something from me. Either coming home for Christmas or marriage or money. Someone give me a new life. Why don't you just give yourself a new life? you can do it, because what you wrote is actually an attempt at a new life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EstrangedTWAT 10,518 Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 I'm on day three with no chocolate. I've gone weeks without chocolate hundreds of times in my life, but since I'm actively paying attention to it this time it just feels much harder. I haven't eaten McDonald's since May 2014. I haven't had rohypnol since January. I haven't had a drop of alcohol in eight months. I haven't had coffee in several weeks. I wanna quit jerking off too, but I need at least ONE vice, right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Broskirose 1,127 Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Or you could stop being a fatass and eat some chocolate eithout stuffing your chubby cheeks full of if. Disgusting sweaty old man.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nascar 8 Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Or you could stop being a fatass and eat some chocolate eithout stuffing your chubby cheeks full of if. Disgusting sweaty old man.. You seem to have a lot of hate towards old white men. What gives? Abuse? Child of divorce? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 24,824 Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Is Broski black? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GUNNER 6,283 Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Is Broski black? NO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AxlisOld 8,680 Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 I'm on day three with no chocolate. I've gone weeks without chocolate hundreds of times in my life, but since I'm actively paying attention to it this time it just feels much harder. I haven't eaten McDonald's since May 2014. I haven't had rohypnol since January. I haven't had a drop of alcohol in eight months. I haven't had coffee in several weeks. I wanna quit jerking off too, but I need at least ONE vice, right? Nah, don't quit jerking off. There's always a last straw that turns someone from normal to serial killer. Don't you do it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catch Her In the Rye 82 Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Jerk once a day, that way you will be grateful, and saivor it more.. everything in moderation. Good on you for quitting all those things, I guess you have to take the ultimate stand, if you have sort of an addictive personality.. Coffee is actually very good for you, 2-4 cups a day, keeps a healthy heart and more, new studies find.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bad Apple 558 Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Jerk once a day, that way you will be grateful, and saivor it more.. everything in moderation. Good on you for quitting all those things, I guess you have to take the ultimate stand, if you have sort of an addictive personality.. Coffee is actually very good for you, 2-4 cups a day, keeps a healthy heart and more, new studies find.. I drank approx. 8-9 cups in a mug Is that bad? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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