Popular Post VincentVegasIndigoChild 10 Posted Sunday at 04:45 PM Popular Post Report Share Posted Sunday at 04:45 PM So this weekand was supposed to be special. On Friday I was suposed to watch my girlfriend Glorp fuck another guy in person. I put on my best suit from sears and kucky power rangers t shirt under it for luck . When I got there they where eating my favorite meal, chicken prmazjan without me and then the guy, whos name aludes me, threw a piece of chicken parmazjan on the floor and said to eat it. Glorp laughed and clapped so I ate it off the floor. At least I got to eat the chicken parmazjan but they didn't even let me watch the sex The next day I asked my dad if he wanted to hear a new homomaphone solo I have been learning to play. It is my favorite instrament from my favorite rolling stones albums from the 1940s . He started crying and then threw the book chicken soup for the soul at my head and told me to move out and never come back. Then today my life size standy of gilby clark gable got wet and wilted so I can't use it good any more. At least I still have his album use the illusion still Wow could this day get any worse or what? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Faxl Rows 1,338 Posted Sunday at 09:17 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 09:17 PM For a while there I thought 'Glorp fuck' was a sex move. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post John Bonham 25,632 Posted Sunday at 09:35 PM Popular Post Report Share Posted Sunday at 09:35 PM 17 minutes ago, Faxl Rows said: For a while there I thought 'Glorp fuck' was a sex move. Is his GF’s name Glorp, or is glorp fuck a move? IDK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 7,292 Posted Sunday at 10:02 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 10:02 PM 24 minutes ago, John Bonham said: Is his GF’s name Glorp, or is glorp fuck a move? IDK If it was the famous Glorp Fuck sex position then I believe both words would be capitalized. Glorp fuck must be a name, or maybe even a command. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AxlisOld 9,019 Posted Sunday at 10:05 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 10:05 PM Maybe Glorp is the sound the laptop makes when his old girlfriend squirted on it. You know because of the orgasms. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Wilco 876 Posted Sunday at 10:26 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 10:26 PM 5 hours ago, VincentVegasIndigoChild said: So this weekand was supposed to be special. On Friday I was suposed to watch my girlfriend Glorp fuck another guy in person. I put on my best suit from sears and kucky power rangers t shirt under it for luck . When I got there they where eating my favorite meal, chicken prmazjan without me and then the guy, whos name aludes me, threw a piece of chicken parmazjan on the floor and said to eat it. Glorp laughed and clapped so I ate it off the floor. At least I got to eat the chicken parmazjan but they didn't even let me watch the sex The next day I asked my dad if he wanted to hear a new homomaphone solo I have been learning to play. It is my favorite instrament from my favorite rolling stones albums from the 1940s . He started crying and then threw the book chicken soup for the soul at my head and told me to move out and never come back. Then today my life size standy of gilby clark gable got wet and wilted so I can't use it good any more. At least I still have his album use the illusion still Wow could this day get any worse or what? 4/10. I did like going to Sears as a kid. I did like Power Rangers as a kid too. I don't eat Chicken Parm, so points off. I don't wear suits, so yet more points off. Also, I've never dated anyone named Glorp. That just sounds like the name of a Rick & Morty character. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dazey 989 Posted Sunday at 10:47 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 10:47 PM 20 minutes ago, Wilco said: I don't wear suits Only because they haven’t caught you yet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Popular Post bacardimayne 23,114 Posted Monday at 01:51 AM Popular Post Report Share Posted Monday at 01:51 AM 9 hours ago, VincentVegasIndigoChild said: The next day I asked my dad if he wanted to hear a new homomaphone solo I have been learning to play. It is my favorite instrament from my favorite rolling stones albums from the 1940s . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bacardimayne 23,114 Posted Monday at 02:01 AM Report Share Posted Monday at 02:01 AM 9 hours ago, VincentVegasIndigoChild said: Then today my life size standy of gilby clark gable got wet and wilted so I can't use it good any more. At least I still have his album use the illusion still Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 15,473 Posted Tuesday at 12:59 AM Report Share Posted Tuesday at 12:59 AM Is there a chance to rehab Da Miser ? Or Just pray for his future victims in Allah's name ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,395 Posted Tuesday at 01:08 AM Report Share Posted Tuesday at 01:08 AM Hopefully Miser isn't living with the girl that was openly cheating on him anymore. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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