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Popular Post arnold layne 11,515 Posted January 2 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 2 A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip when a stunning hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, "How much?" The Hooker replies, "$500 for a hand-job." The guy's jaw drops: "$500 dollars, For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Hard Rock cafe on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Hard Rock about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Cafe?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." The Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500." "$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that." The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. See that casino just across the street? I own it. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can't believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the pension savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" "No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 8,410 Posted January 2 Author Report Share Posted January 2 18 minutes ago, arnold layne said: A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip when a stunning hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, "How much?" The Hooker replies, "$500 for a hand-job." The guy's jaw drops: "$500 dollars, For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Hard Rock cafe on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Hard Rock about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Cafe?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." The Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500." "$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that." The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. See that casino just across the street? I own it. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can't believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the pension savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" "No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy." best joke of 2021 , you win the thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunsntortillas 1,465 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 I identify as a weiner. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ritz snare 4,985 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Duff's email signature has they/them/theirs at the end Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Budd Dwyer 6,220 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 2000 for a hooker in reality: you would have everything, ass to mouth action, forced blowjob, everything despicable you can come up with I bet WFAT would do it for free though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Drebin 2,282 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Where do you guys stand on Ellen Page? I mean as a women an absolute gorgeous woman in my opinion. But now that person identifies as Elliot Page, I'm not making fun of them. What I want to know is does she still have her developed female anatomy? I mean do I have to resort to the Crocodile Dundee check just to make sure? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donald Trump 7,354 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Probably lots. GNR came up in an era when rock stars dressed up like transvestites. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Budd Dwyer 6,220 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said: Where do you guys stand on Ellen Page? I mean as a women an absolute gorgeous woman in my opinion. But now that person identifies as Elliot Page, I'm not making fun of them. What I want to know is does she still have her developed female anatomy? I mean do I have to resort to the Crocodile Dundee check just to make sure? Imagine a remake in 2020 probably won't happen because the people whom might "identify" (there is no such thing btw) as a crocodile might get offended Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Budd Dwyer 6,220 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 23 minutes ago, Donald Trump said: Probably lots. GNR came up in an era when rock stars dressed up like transvestites. yet they were blamed for "macho american music" by edgy fags like Cobain the world really needs a napalm based extinction of all life forms imho Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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