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Complain about Guns N' Fuckin Roses 🌹🔫

                   🖤Official Thread 🎩

 

 

I will get it started,

please add GNR complaints of any kind that you might have bottled up from 30 years of nothing but rumors, speculation, and false promises.

 

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Slaxl (Slosh & Fat Ass) have had a whole year and a captive audience.

And with a new album supposedly in the can,

and they released nothing new.

 

Even if they were worried about sales they could have put out a single to test the waters, and see if it is right time.

 

But, nope.

 

Instead they complained about not being able to sell in record stores, even though though there are very few record stores left.

The only place left in retail for a release like this is sadly Walmart, or Target.

And both have been open nonstop during this so called pandemic.

Also Walmart was the exclusive U.S. retailer of the 2020 Greatest Hits colored vinyl.

So the dumb ass millionaire pricks proved themselves wrong, as they sold a new GNR release in a retail store in 2020 during covid.

But sadly it contained no new music.

 

 

 

 

The only accomplishments in all of 2020 is adding SOYL to Greatest Hits, and uploading maybe an hour of video to YouTube.

 

Flebeis is the only one who kept busy adding more cheeseball shit to the GNR Sto.

 

 

 

What the Fuck.

We could all die from Rona any day,

and these assholes won't release it, until they got some magical perfect time,

that will probably never happen in this "new normal"....

 

 

 

Release the album you Fuckin, Fucks

 

 

 

 

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  • RedHook changed the title to Official GNR Complaint Thread: thanks for nothing in 2020
15 hours ago, bacardimayne said:

In 2020, GNR...

 

-rehearsed a new song, then bait and switched the crowd with So Fine

-killed hundreds of Mexicans

-released a shit splatter vinyl disc with ZERO new songs

-released the gayest t-shirt of all time, covid-45

-made zero headlines

-zero covid relief performances

-gave us Hammerstein 2006 playlist... w studio versions of the fat songs. I can see @MacDaddyRosebeing genuinely pissed over it

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Hey, Wait, I Got a New Complaint: 

 

 

 

Guns N Roses must be destroyed

 

We just need someone close to Faxl to plant some lies in his head about something Slash said about him in present that sturs up the past.

 

Then do the exact same thing to Slosh.

 

 

It'l be all over within a week or two

 

No more of Feels Like A Lifetime tour

Slosh and Doof will go back to playing clubs,

and Faxl will retire to the Malibu Fat Farm.

 

Game Over 2021

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1 hour ago, RedHook said:

Hey, Wait, I Got a New Complaint: 

 

 

 

Guns N Roses must be destroyed

 

We just need someone close to Faxl to plant some lies in his head about something Slash said about him in present that sturs up the past.

 

Then do the exact same thing to Slosh.

 

 

It'l be all over within a week or two

 

No more of Feels Like A Lifetime tour

Slosh and Doof will go back to playing clubs,

and Faxl will retire to the Malibu Fat Farm.

 

Game Over 2021

What if Fat Axl is begging Izzy to join his fatunion pt. 2?

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