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Just now, sixes unmasked said:

Plus the billions in damages.

And the livelihoods of thousands of people destroyed.

You should just go ahead and get that fucking swastika tattoo you fucking nazi.

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We lost Mags and gained Dazey.    Worst trade in history. 

People don’t even use their 5 senses anymore. This demonstration was quite tame. Watch the videos. Always go to primary sources. 

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1 minute ago, bacardimayne said:

Twitch removed the PogChamp emote (one of the most used on the site) because the guy in it said the woman who died was a patriot, lol

And now a bunch of streamers are threatening to leave lol.

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Of all the ways the year could have started out, this might have been the funniest.

Somehow, after months of MAGA's stewing on Facebook and Parler about how they want to start a civil war and getting egged-on by big daddy himself, police decided that they 4 rent-a-cops and an aluminum fence would do the trick. Funny on its own, but to the backdrop of every major city in the country experiencing some sort of civil unrest along with the worst pandemic of the century, it's borderline hilarious.


To say that Trump supporters broke into the capitol is a bit of a hyperbole, most straight up walked inside with nobody to stop them, (though a few decided to climb a wall and go through a window despite the door being open???). The overall atmosphere of the crowd could best be summed up as, "I never thought I'd get this far." Beyond the occasional selfie in Pelosi's office and the appropriation of a very conspicuous pedestal, the crowd acted like tourists, staying within the roped-off areas and taking pictures of shit until ushered out. I'm not sure what kind of coup stands around waiting for security to show up, but then again fentanyl-Americans aren't known for their critical thinking skills.


A small portion of particularly idiotic supporters decided to try and bust into the Senate floor through a barricade with security pointing loaded guns at them until the unthinkable happened! Thankfully our brave soldiers led by Buffalo Bill himself managed to get inside for some truly unforgettable shots.


Authorities eventually decided to show up to stop the worlds laziest insurrection under the orders of Vice-daddy with batons and mace leading to one of the better interviews of the night. The crowds dispersed leading to the truly apocalyptic levels of cleanup that the representatives themselves had to endure.


Congress reconvened after a day of unmitigated nonchalance just in time for R's to proclaim they're no longer friends with POTUS anymore and push through Biden. Trump has some dumb platitudes, congress talks about the 25th, and the night is over.

Aftermath is pretty much all big tech companies ban the Don, congress gets fussy with talks of impeachment for the 17th time, and Pence and Trump are no longer on speaking terms.


Honestly though, the best part of the night isn't the night itself, but the responses to it.

Conservatives look like hypocritical baffoons (as is tradition) and lose any chance to bitch about looting and rioting after being the "well behaved" ones for 9 months.


Congress, after almost a year of completely ignoring large scale rioting has the riots literally show up to their front door and have to flee the capitol like cowards. And by people with diabetes that can barely make it up a flight of stairs no less.


"If black people had done this they would have been shot" people look like they have brain worms. Ironically enough, the only time that live ammo has been used on "protestors" this year was on a white woman. Not to mention the fact that there were a ton of non-white MAGAs there.


"Riots are the language of the unheard" to "you should resign for helping to start a riot"


Trump goes from milquetoast republican president that dropped the ball on coronavirus to insane ideologue that promoted an attempted coup based on nonsense voter fraud allegations.


And to top it off, the big winner of the night is Joe Biden, who by contrast will appear to be the greatest president of all time. Bush had a 90% approval rating after 9/11 from the country rallying around him. I foresee a similar effect for Joe, but instead of it taking a whole 9/11, only one dumb bitch had to get shot in the face.


Truly a night to remember.


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16 minutes ago, bacardimayne said:


The fucked up thing is the woman who was shot and killed, police in tactical gear with assault rifles were coming up the stairs and were just a few feet away when she was shot.

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