RedHook 7,358 Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 Is Guns N Roses officially over now. I can never look at Slash the same ever again. Nikki Sixx has been sober for nearly two decades now (which is great) but there was a time when he did the usual rock star partying thing, and there’s no better story to encapsulate that period than when some NSFW antics happened after Guns N’ Roses partied with Mötley Crüe back in the day. Tommy Lee appeared on Steve-O’s podcast (via Ultimate-Guitar) talked about the time when Guns N’ Roses opened for Mötley Crüe and they tried to outdrink his band. “So we went at it, and Slash will tell you this to this day – we’re just sitting there, Slash and Duff [McKagan], and me and Nikki [Sixx], were just fucking pounding shots at the bars,” recalls Lee. “Then you could clearly tell it was, ‘OK, we’re gonna out party you guys,’ and we’re like, ‘Alright.’ So we just keep going, keep going, and all of a sudden we’re sitting there and Slash is starting to get fucking shitty.” “And he’s just right at the bar, just right in between him and Duff, he just blows chunks [of vomit], and he’s like, ‘OK, I’m back…’ He’s getting rid of it…” Okay, that doesn’t sound too surprising. Rock stars get piss drunk all the time. But what happened next was straight up frat house stuff as Slash ended up passing out, leaving him vulnerable to Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee to do whatever they wanted to him. “Anyway, we keep going, we keep going, we keep going… It seems like a million shots later and he does one of these on the bar [slams head]. And we go, ‘Ah, this is fucking great…’,” says Lee. “Nikki and I grab him, we take him, carry him up to his room, his hotel room – keys in his pocket, get it out, open his room, lay him down on the bed face up. Dude, we went and grabbed our Polaroid cameras, and Nikki goes, ‘Dude, get a picture of this!’ “Nikki jumps up on the bed, pulls his pants down, and puts his ball right on Slash’s chin! And I fucking rip a Polaroid. And the next day, our head of security went up and cut off his laminate all-access artist pass and gave him the new one, and the picture ID was him with Nikky’s balls on his fucking chin! “I think we’ve made posters and put him up everywhere. That’ll fucking teach you to think you’re gonna fucking out party us dude!” So the moral of this story is if you were to try and outdrink Mötley Crüe back in the day, you may end up with Nikki Sixx’s balls on your chin while you lay on the ground passed out after projectile vomiting everywhere. Ah the rock star life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Drebin 2,271 Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 Didn't Slash save Nikki's life? Should have left him. Did Tommy polaroid Pammys black eyes? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Budd Dwyer 6,220 Posted November 6, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 That's why his teeth messed up, right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 7,358 Posted November 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said: Didn't Slash save Nikki's life? Should have left him. Did Tommy polaroid Pammys black eyes? “Nikki jumps up on the bed, pulls his pants down, and puts his ball right on Slash’s chin! And I fucking rip a Polaroid. And the next day, our head of security went up and cut off his laminate all-access artist pass and gave him the new one, and the picture ID was him with Nikky’s balls on his fucking chin! “I think we’ve made posters and put him up everywhere. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Budd Dwyer 6,220 Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, RedHook said: “Nikki jumps up on the bed, pulls his pants down, and puts his ball right on Slash’s chin! And I fucking rip a Polaroid. And the next day, our head of security went up and cut off his laminate all-access artist pass and gave him the new one, and the picture ID was him with Nikky’s balls on his fucking chin! “I think we’ve made posters and put him up everywhere. that's pretty hardcore Slash killed Todd Crew Vince Meal killed Razzle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post John Bonham 25,773 Posted November 6, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 Did you guys read The Dirt? Crue used to stick their dicks inside burritos to wash off the pussy smell after they cheated on their girlfriends Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post bacardimayne 23,265 Posted November 6, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 everything about motley crue is so disgusting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post John Bonham 25,773 Posted November 6, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 49 minutes ago, bacardimayne said: everything about motley crue is so disgusting Motley Crue is what a Star Wars monster would vomit back out if it ate Fat Guns N' Roses Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EstrangedTWAT 10,783 Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 Pics or GTFO, Nikki Sixx. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 7,358 Posted November 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 19 minutes ago, EstrangedTWAT said: Pics or GTFO, Nikki Sixx. Would make the perfect cover for new GNR album Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Drebin 2,271 Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 3 hours ago, RedHook said: Would make the perfect cover for new GNR album Maybe it should have been the cover for The Spaghetti Incident. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 7,358 Posted November 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 This is why Axl hid away for almost an entire decade. He saw Sixx teabag skills and built walls Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turkish 570 Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 And now Axl is doing the same, specially when he forces Slash to play Sorry 😏 ”You know where to put your...just shut up and sing” 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GnRLiars 4,462 Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 17 minutes ago, RedHook said: This is why Axl hid away for almost an entire decade. He saw Sixx teabag skills and built walls Disagree. Axl was probablly longing for a mouthful of Sixxs balls Gay Axl is the real Axl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 7,358 Posted November 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2020 I wish that GNR talked to the media more. If this was the 80s they would planning a boxing match for Slash vs Nikki Sixx. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Doctor Dom 1,905 Posted November 7, 2020 Report Share Posted November 7, 2020 12 hours ago, John Bonham said: Did you guys read The Dirt? Crue used to stick their dicks inside burritos to wash off the pussy smell after they cheated on their girlfriends I always wondered about that...wouldnt their lady friends be suss on why their cocks smelt like burrito? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 7,358 Posted November 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2020 So if you're keeping score as 2020 comes to a close. Axl is a Fat woke cunt now that fantasizes about his hero Joe Biden becoming president and taking half his money in taxes. Duff is still trying to get sex change operation completed. He currently has half a dick and one pussy lip. Slash sleeps with balls on his chin 😄 In the new year they will change their name LGBQ-GNR Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ritz snare 4,973 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Slash couldn't keep up in a drinking game, so Nikki Sixx teabagged him and took a picture of it. They then swapped it with Slash's all-access-pass so the picture became his badge for that event. Maybe this is why Axl hired DJ, as a double fuck you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EstrangedTWAT 10,783 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Old news. We had this topic already. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 7,358 Posted February 19 Author Report Share Posted February 19 I posted this a few months ago, Its still funny though 😁 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DieselDaisy 536 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Didn't some rocker wipe their penis on Rose's piano keys - it may have been Mike Patton? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Begbie 1,119 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 3 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Didn't some rocker wipe their penis on Rose's piano keys - it may have been Mike Patton? It was Corey Taylor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Drebin 2,271 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 39 minutes ago, Begbie said: It was Corey Taylor Another whos aside Groul as Rock/Metals most overated pretentious doucebags. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turkish 570 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 That’d make a great album cover for the next record. They could call it Locked n Loaded Redux: Cucked and Teabagged Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 7,358 Posted February 19 Author Report Share Posted February 19 Steve O looks like he has graduated from fireworks in his ass to big hard cocks. Nice glasses dick licker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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