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What if Slash would produce a horror movie with new GnR as main soundtrack?


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Thomas Meadows should do a video about it. As we heard a few times before, Slash and Fernando don't know how to release / promote a new album.

 

In my opinion, a horror movie produced by Slash with a small budget containing all music from the upcoming album would be the best promo they could do, since there will never be a new music video with Fat Axl. Mickey Rourke as Killer and Nick Cage as Police Detective would be in for sure. 

 

 

 

 

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It would be perfect.

 

A shadowy figure races through the forest in a burst of quick shots, while being chased by an unseen yet obviously out-of-breath antagonist, and upon reaching an open field and realizing there's nowhere left to hide, the intro to Silkworms starts playing. In the background we see what appears to be a mountain rising behind our protagonist, and as they turn around to discover what horrors await them, they are greeted by the foulest, most putrid stench to have ever been expelled from another being. As the moonlight reflects off the grease in his moustache, the monster utters a phrase so spine-chillingly terrifying, so abysmally awful, that at least 7 movie-goers suicides have been directly attributed to this scene. With a crazed look of psychosis and hunger in his eyes, he grabs the protagonist and commands, before devouring him in a single bite, "listen motherfucker to this song that should be heard."

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3 hours ago, creed said:

Thomas Meadows should do a video about it. As we heard a few times before, Slash and Fernando don't know how to release / promote a new album.

 

In my opinion, a horror movie produced by Slash with a small budget containing all music from the upcoming album would be the best promo they could do, since there will never be a new music video with Fat Axl. Mickey Rourke as Killer and Nick Cage as Police Detective would be in for sure. 

 

 

 

 

Thomas Meadow has a pretty cool Friday the 13th poster.

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12 hours ago, ritz snare said:

Ohhh, sorry to break it to you, but Slash is just an employee now.  He doesn't have any creative input.  Sort of like bumblefoot.

Who cares if any of them are employees without creative control?

 

Maybe this argument held clout 15 - 20 YEARS! ago when the prospect of a new album or song was plausible.

Axl is such a paranoid loser who absolutely cannot sing worth of shit anymore, his muse in Del is dead (let's face it, I don't think Axl is capable of writing anything worthy of a listen without him)

 

If Slash and Duff want to release new music, they can. They have their own outlets.

Signing on as an employee at this point in the game is the easiest paycheque Slash has ever gotten.

 

Axl is a loser. The millions of dollars in his bank account can never change that  

He's a dumb hillbilly from the Midwest who struck gold.  

Now he's riding that for all its worth. 

 

Who fucking cares if Slash is an employee, it's obvious he doesnt

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