What if Slash would produce a horror movie with new GnR as main soundtrack?

[creed 2,132]

Thomas Meadows should do a video about it. As we heard a few times before, Slash and Fernando don't know how to release / promote a new album.

 

In my opinion, a horror movie produced by Slash with a small budget containing all music from the upcoming album would be the best promo they could do, since there will never be a new music video with Fat Axl. Mickey Rourke as Killer and Nick Cage as Police Detective would be in for sure. 

 

 

 

 

[suiccidematt 254]

This is te most random andar stupid idea I ever heard

 

I LOVE IT!

[suiccidematt 254]

btw I miss @Bill Brasky's updates

[auad 2,864]

Salsh reading OP idea and thinking:

 

”to be in this band isn’t a horror movie enough?” 
 

 

 

Edited October 24, 2020 by auad

[Faxl Rows 1,306]

Silence of the Bands

[RedHook 6,956]

That would be a great idea

 

unfortunately the movie would be delayed for 30 years so Axl can record his vocals

[ritz snare 4,899]

Ohhh, sorry to break it to you, but Slash is just an employee now.  He doesn't have any creative input.  Sort of like bumblefoot.

[Gordon Comstock 2,036]

It would be perfect.

 

A shadowy figure races through the forest in a burst of quick shots, while being chased by an unseen yet obviously out-of-breath antagonist, and upon reaching an open field and realizing there's nowhere left to hide, the intro to Silkworms starts playing. In the background we see what appears to be a mountain rising behind our protagonist, and as they turn around to discover what horrors await them, they are greeted by the foulest, most putrid stench to have ever been expelled from another being. As the moonlight reflects off the grease in his moustache, the monster utters a phrase so spine-chillingly terrifying, so abysmally awful, that at least 7 movie-goers suicides have been directly attributed to this scene. With a crazed look of psychosis and hunger in his eyes, he grabs the protagonist and commands, before devouring him in a single bite, "listen motherfucker to this song that should be heard."

[arnold layne 10,816]

At the very end of the movie, when a possessive killer named Wilco buries one of his sex slaves, Used to Love Her starts playing. 

[Donald Trump 7,006]

3 hours ago, creed said:

Thomas Meadows should do a video about it. As we heard a few times before, Slash and Fernando don't know how to release / promote a new album.

 

In my opinion, a horror movie produced by Slash with a small budget containing all music from the upcoming album would be the best promo they could do, since there will never be a new music video with Fat Axl. Mickey Rourke as Killer and Nick Cage as Police Detective would be in for sure. 

 

 

 

 

Thomas Meadow has a pretty cool Friday the 13th poster.

[creed 2,132]

W. Axl Rose as The Blob

[Frank Drebin 2,129]

When Slush produces some demos and demands that only his demos will feature on the soundtrack and no one elses material will be considered or he will quit the project, and feed the masses it was somebody elses fault.

[bacardimayne 21,480]

 

[GnRLiars 4,417]

12 hours ago, ritz snare said:

Ohhh, sorry to break it to you, but Slash is just an employee now.  He doesn't have any creative input.  Sort of like bumblefoot.

Who cares if any of them are employees without creative control?

 

Maybe this argument held clout 15 - 20 YEARS! ago when the prospect of a new album or song was plausible.

Axl is such a paranoid loser who absolutely cannot sing worth of shit anymore, his muse in Del is dead (let's face it, I don't think Axl is capable of writing anything worthy of a listen without him)

 

If Slash and Duff want to release new music, they can. They have their own outlets.

Signing on as an employee at this point in the game is the easiest paycheque Slash has ever gotten.

 

Axl is a loser. The millions of dollars in his bank account can never change that  

He's a dumb hillbilly from the Midwest who struck gold.  

Now he's riding that for all its worth. 

 

Who fucking cares if Slash is an employee, it's obvious he doesnt

[Manhattan 2,586]

It would be fitting because Gn'R is already a horror show. 

[MacDaddyRose 3,405]

His dentist has already seen a slash produced horror film

[Pappa FAT 8,211]

2 hours ago, MacDaddyRose said:

His dentist has already seen a slash produced horror film

This is post of the month

[creed 2,132]

11 minutes ago, Pappa FAT said:

This is post of the month

 

[MacDaddyRose 3,405]

How can you have that much money and those teeth