Popular Post Pappa FAT 8,271 Posted October 22, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Can someone help me? I would like to lodge an official complaint with team Brazil. Does anyone have their contact information? I was eating betas burrito last night however I’m extremely dissatisfied with what I encountered. As I went to put my lips onto the soft shell, I was appalled by what greeted my whiskers before my lips even landed. There was an excessive amount of lettuce on Betas burrito which is just completely unacceptable. As any burrito eating connoisseur knows, the ratio of meat to lettuce should always be far greater, I’m talking about 70%~ meat and 30%~ lettuce however this was something far far worse. Beta had at least a 90% lettuce coverage on her burrito which completely ruined the whole mouth feel experience for me as I proceeded to try and enjoy my weekly Mexican feast. I didn’t think it was write when I saw the burrito covering already looking quite full before I even had a chance to unveil what hid beneath it. Not only did the lettuce have a distinctive urine smell to it, also had a pattern of white throughout which meant it was dried up, 10 day old lettuce. Let me tell you a thing or two about lettuce, no man wants a mouth full of dried, pungent smelling lettuce on their burrito. And as Brazilians who are basically Mexicans but worse, she should fucking know how to prepare a burrito. I feel sorry for Pappa Axl having to eat her burritos every day. He doesn’t know good lettuce if he is enjoying that. can someone help me out so I can make sure they receive my complaint? I’d hate to have the same poor experience when I eat her burrito again next week. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gordon Comstock 2,066 Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 http://www.reddit.com/user/flebeis/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ritz snare 4,903 Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 I mean ultimately it's Slash and Duff's fault for signing over the name. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Drebin 2,143 Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 No...no complaint. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wasted 6,185 Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Salad is overrated for sure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Drebin 2,143 Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 (edited) Edited October 23, 2020 by Frank Drebin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wheresizzy 1,639 Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 38 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said: lol fleebis even fucking mygina hates him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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