Taco Bell to Axl Rose: “Drop a new single, we’ll provide the tacos” 🌮 🌮

[John Bonham 24,573]

Taco Bell is offering a free Dorito Loco Taco for every American, if Guns N’ Roses release even just one new song by the end of the year.

 

“Can’t wait for your free taco? Come down to Taco Bell today. Whether you choose our Nacho Cheese Dorito Loco Taco, or our Nacho Cheese Dorito Loco Taco Supreme, we’ve got everything you want.”
 

Taco Bell Offers Free Nacho Cheese Dorito Loco Taco Guns N’ Roses

 

This seems like a pretty good deal. Even if the new single is terrible, I’ve tried the Dorito Loco Taco, and it’s the best thing on their menu. It’s a win-win.

[Pappa FAT 8,196]

Fat Axl is too busy eating Betas burrito

[Cigarette Smoking Man 17,843]

Axl is working on a strategy, sweating profusely, to get all those free tacos for himself. 

[bacardimayne 21,378]

Double Talkin Quesaritto

[creed 2,060]

13 minutes ago, bacardimayne said:

Double Talkin Quesaritto

This is Double Taco Jive, motherfucker 

Edited October 21, 2020 by creed

[Manhattan 2,537]

Every once and awhile I get this craving for tacos. Like I want tacos and only tacos. Then I have 1 and I’m completely over it.

[RedHook 6,930]

I think Rick Dunsford has a couple more he could leak.

Does that count?

[John Bonham 24,573]

2 hours ago, Waggy said:

Every once and awhile I get this craving for tacos. Like I want tacos and only tacos. Then I have 1 and I’m completely over it.

I am tired of these tacos, these Gorditas. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lettuce

[Bill Brasky 14,866]

Fatcon status  @bacardimayne

[Winston Wolf 1,165]

@Fernando Get your ass to work

[Budd Dwyer 5,922]

shills

http://www.yum.com/wps/portal/yumbrands/Yumbrands/rock-the-vote/

[Jeff Isbell 1,615]

6 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

Fatcon status  @bacardimayne

I would suggest 5

[Cigarette Smoking Man 17,843]

I think I'll have some tacos now. Fuck you Alex Ross and fuck you Taco Bell

[Z13 10]

Dr. Pepper were the only ones able to get new music from Axl. 

[John Bonham 24,573]

5 minutes ago, guts said:

Dr. Pepper were the only ones able to get new music from Axl. 

There’s 10 Tuesdays left

[MacDaddyRose 3,399]

I still have my Dr. Pepper coupon

[Donald Trump 6,989]

You tell a story like Taco Rose. I got the picture from the guacamole stains on your clothes.

[wasted 6,023]

Taco Tuesday is coming soon. 

[RedHook 6,930]

Axl don't care about the fans

 

Instead of Free Tacos for everyone else they should just offer Free Tacos for a lifetime to  5055 Latigo Canyon Road in Malibu, CA.

 

That would get Fat Boy in the studio