If you went to a frozen yogurt shop and they had a flavor named Axl Rose, what would it be?

[John Bonham 24,781]

I’m thinking maybe rose petals, red peppers, and ginger.

[wheresizzy 1,635]

stop asking stupid questions w obvious answers

 

it would taste like FAT

[MacDaddyRose 3,443]

Would taste like 30 years of fat failure 

[wheresizzy 1,635]

deluxe edition flavours:

 

betas tit sweat

enchilada diarrhea

mickey mouse gouche dirt

[bacardimayne 21,699]

a fat tub of shit

[Bill brasky 14,982]

Chunky Monkey but with reese's 

[Nulla Lex Ink. 1,020]

It would be a big tub of freezer burned ice cream ten years out of date. If you tried to return it, the owners of the store would say you should be thankful you even got that.

[RedHook 7,000]

It would taste like one of Beta's Enchiladas after it was eaten and then shit out by Axl himself.

 

And they say he doesn't do enough for his fans.

[Budd Dwyer 6,059]

"Ice Cream Man"
 

Dedicate one to the fatty ladies...

Now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
Ah, now summertime's here, babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
Better look out now, though, Dave's got somethin' for you
Tell ya what it is

I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
Oh my my
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on a second, baby

I got a puddin' pie banana, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too
I'm your ice cream man, baby, stop me when I'm passin' by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on, one more

Well, I'm usually passin' by just about eleven o'clock
Uh huh, I never stop, I'm usually passin' by just around eleven o'clock
And if you let me cool you one time, you'll be my regular stop
All right boys

I got a puddin' pie banana, ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy, yes

I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
Ah, one time

I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
One time, boys

I'm your ice cream man
I'm your ice cream man
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-baby
Oh my, my, my
All my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

[Cigarette Smoking Man 18,025]

It would taste like heart disease, obesity and erectile dysfunction. 

[AxlisOld 8,678]

It'd be pralines, and dick.

[Donald Trump 7,047]

Raspberry

[wasted 6,156]

Chocolate Chip N Strawberries with syrups. 

[Pappa FAT 8,255]

It would look as disappointing as it tastes

[EstrangedTWAT 10,487]

13 hours ago, AxlisOld said:

It'd be pralines, and dick.

 

Cant believe this wasnt the first post.  Came to here to rectify it but my man beat me to it.

[gunsntortillas 1,425]

Orange frozen yogurt that is served to you 3 hours after you order it.