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a timeline of Axl's weight throughout the 90s to the present day


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4 hours ago, Budd Dwyer said:

seems like you and Miser not really grasp the definition of "fat" here

 

 

He was ugly

There is no better word, but he physically became an ugly caricature.

He was fairly good looking in his younger days (no homo) and he maintained some cool until 2006-07

After the release of his solo record, it all went to shit. Yes, back in the days, his fashion choices were terrible too (but let's be honest, the 80's were a disgrace and the UYI tour was gay as fuck) , but who gave a shit, when he had that voice...

Dunno why, dunno if it's psyhcologically related or he just doesn't care anymore or beta convinced him that he still looks good with the pimp dressing and porn stache and yellow raincoats, but he looks ugly and disgusting. Laughable even

tell me, if you saw a guy with that look BUT without the legacy and a shit ton of money, you'd say the same things you said in here?

I doubt it.

He is a disgusting piece of shit, when it comes to looks, but who cares

I like his raspy voice, that's all that really matters. he is a shithead as a human being (although he has it's moments) he is a shithead when it comes to this band and releasing his music

I don't like the guy, not one bit. I like his trademark voice or when he really shines his original talent.

Otherwise, fuck him, especially since he became a liberal fuckdoll for the cabal (after writing songs about niggers and faggots in his heydays...)


He looked like a regular, average middle aged American male in his late 40s in 2009-2010.

In the 1990s, he was underweight for both his age and height. If you saw someone who was as thin as he was in say, 1991, without them being a rockstar, you'd think they had anorexia. 

In 2011, he came back fat, and has been ever since. It's as simple as that.

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My pleasure. Part I First, we have to start at 1989. GNR's first hibernation year. Axl grew a beard for most of 1989 and 1990 and went incognito.     Despite this,

Like 7 of the top 10 posts are about how fat the band is. Amazing 

Isn't miser supposed to be self banished until 2023?

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A normal weight range for a man of Axl's height is:
5' 8"    139 - 169 lbs.    

In 1990 he claimed to be 129 lbs. In 1998 when arrested, he was 160lbs. He was probably in the 160-165 range in 2009-2010.

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On 10/15/2020 at 7:27 AM, ritz snare said:

And now he's going to go apeshit with the axl fat threads because he thinks it's ingratiating him with the fat crew here.  He's probably jerking it to the thoughts of the cool kids laughing at his axl memes. 

I came here when Miser wasn't shitposting anymore. I'm actually glad the guy is back, I have nothing against him.

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On 10/16/2020 at 1:43 PM, Waggy said:

He was thin in 2012

 

or whenever the rose bar was 

 

dont @ me

True the fingerless glove pin stripped shirted Azoff hating Axl was peak GNR. Oh that was 2010. 2012 I may have a problem. What happened in 2012? 

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1 minute ago, wasted said:

True the fingerless glove pin stripped shirted Azoff hating Axl was peak GNR. Oh that was 2010. 2012 I may have a problem. What happened in 2012? 

The rumor was CD2 got rejected in 2012 and second half of 2012 he started hiding under giant sunglasses, hats, and coats. 

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43 minutes ago, Waggy said:

The rumor was CD2 got rejected in 2012 and second half of 2012 he started hiding under giant sunglasses, hats, and coats. 

I thought that was 2010? As in Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel. But then the sales of CD were low and that was it. Obviously if CD sold 3 million copies in 2008 we’d have CD II. 

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On 10/16/2020 at 6:58 AM, Wilco said:


He looked like a regular, average middle aged American male in his late 40s in 2009-2010.

In the 1990s, he was underweight for both his age and height. If you saw someone who was as thin as he was in say, 1991, without them being a rockstar, you'd think they had anorexia. 

In 2011, he came back fat, and has been ever since. It's as simple as that.

Now I know you better you know I like butter. 

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31 minutes ago, wasted said:

I thought that was 2010? As in Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel. But then the sales of CD were low and that was it. Obviously if CD sold 3 million copies in 2008 we’d have CD II. 

Pretty sure he was still elbow deep in a lawsuit with Azoff then

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I don't even think it was the fat in 2009 and 2010.

 

It was that fucking hideous child molester mustache that made him look like a fucking asshole, combined with the beginning of droopy jowls/double chin, which I think was just plain a product of his age.


Other than the cornrows and the no eyebrow period, he honestly still looked like himself all the way from 2001-2009.  It was when he re-emerged from that prolonged hiding period with that FUCKING MUSTACHE and the jowls starting to droop that FAT AXL was born.

 

If he'd taken the stage in 2009 without that ugly thing on his face, he'd have looked like everyone would have imagined Axl Rose would look like in 2009.  But no.  Somewhere, somehow, he got the idea that a hideous porno stache that instantly aged him 10 years and made him look like a trailer trash sex offender was a good idea.  Of course this is the same guy that wore feather boas and umpire chest protectors in the 90s, so he's got some fucked up ideas about "fashion."

 

But yeah....let's say FAT AXL started crowning back in 2009 cause of the mustache....well, he fully ripped his way out of Beta's snatch in 2011 with the infamous raincoat and Droopy Dog jowls on full display.   There was no going back after that.

 

I guess he could get a facelift but look what that did to his life partner Max Bailey....not a good idea at all.

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Look if your gonna sit in one spot between tour hiatus of more than 6 months & do nothing physical activity wise your gonna look like a sack of shit, when you get rolled from sofa to stage. I'd also question the chef who's hellbent on feeding him a conveyor belt of unhealthy food. If your losing weight you need to be on a calorie deficit not a surplus, eating high levels of protein helps & being well hydrated with cold water.

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2 hours ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

I don't even think it was the fat in 2009 and 2010.

 

It was that fucking hideous child molester mustache that made him look like a fucking asshole, combined with the beginning of droopy jowls/double chin, which I think was just plain a product of his age.


Other than the cornrows and the no eyebrow period, he honestly still looked like himself all the way from 2001-2009.  It was when he re-emerged from that prolonged hiding period with that FUCKING MUSTACHE and the jowls starting to droop that FAT AXL was born.

 

If he'd taken the stage in 2009 without that ugly thing on his face, he'd have looked like everyone would have imagined Axl Rose would look like in 2009.  But no.  Somewhere, somehow, he got the idea that a hideous porno stache that instantly aged him 10 years and made him look like a trailer trash sex offender was a good idea.  Of course this is the same guy that wore feather boas and umpire chest protectors in the 90s, so he's got some fucked up ideas about "fashion."

 

But yeah....let's say FAT AXL started crowning back in 2009 cause of the mustache....well, he fully ripped his way out of Beta's snatch in 2011 with the infamous raincoat and Droopy Dog jowls on full display.   There was no going back after that.

 

I guess he could get a facelift but look what that did to his life partner Max Bailey....not a good idea at all.


He's from Indiana. Porn star trailer trash mustaches were probably a big thing around there.

Also, the GIANT oversized fedoras didn't help him from looking completely ridiculous either. 

The mustache was stupid but it didn't look THAT bad until his face was actually bloated, and in 2009-2010 he at least combined with a soul patch so it looked a little Frank Zappa.

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1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Look if your gonna sit in one spot between tour hiatus of more than 6 months & do nothing physical activity wise your gonna look like a sack of shit, when you get rolled from sofa to stage. I'd also question the chef who's hellbent on feeding him a conveyor belt of unhealthy food. If your losing weight you need to be on a calorie deficit not a surplus, eating high levels of protein helps & being well hydrated with cold water.


YESS. Caloric deficits are a must, combined with protein of some kind to keep muscles from wasting and hydration. Also black coffee helps because it tastes okay but acts as a natural appetite suppressant. I've lost 20 lbs in 3 months or so with my current diet. My sisters say I'm not getting enough calories in but that's the point. When I've dieted, I always went for high caloric deficits. I went from being 190lbs in 2012 to being 144 in 2013 to being 129 by 2016 (my weight flucuated between 145 and 129 in between) by keeping the caloric deficits down. My blood panels were normal. Nothing out of whack.

I had a 29" inch waist with 129lbs on my body in June 2016.

It's fun to lose weight. You feel 10x better in every way.

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1 hour ago, Wilco said:


YESS. Caloric deficits are a must, combined with protein of some kind to keep muscles from wasting and hydration. Also black coffee helps because it tastes okay but acts as a natural appetite suppressant. I've lost 20 lbs in 3 months or so with my current diet. My sisters say I'm not getting enough calories in but that's the point. When I've dieted, I always went for high caloric deficits. I went from being 190lbs in 2012 to being 144 in 2013 to being 129 by 2016 (my weight flucuated between 145 and 129 in between) by keeping the caloric deficits down. My blood panels were normal. Nothing out of whack.

I had a 29" inch waist with 129lbs on my body in June 2016.

It's fun to lose weight. You feel 10x better in every way.

Holy fuck, no one cares that you're on Jenny Craig.

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2 minutes ago, AxlisOld said:

Holy fuck, no one cares that you're on Jenny Craig.


Actually there was literally a whole weight gain/loss thread, so I think people like talking about that and strategies here. You need to calm down lol. Getting your blood pressure up every time I post isn't good for your mental or physical health. Relax. Meditate.

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2 hours ago, Wilco said:


He's from Indiana. Porn star trailer trash mustaches were probably a big thing around there.

Also, the GIANT oversized fedoras didn't help him from looking completely ridiculous either. 

The mustache was stupid but it didn't look THAT bad until his face was actually bloated, and in 2009-2010 he at least combined with a soul patch so it looked a little Frank Zappa.

 

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