Popular Post John Bonham 25,908 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 FUCK YOU ALEX ROSS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Popular Post november snow 2,250 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Matts book matter,justice for Matt,im going to steal a TV from the store Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post maynard 6,793 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Damn, I wanted to give it a read. Big fan of Matt "Popcorn" Sorum. FUCK YOU ALEX ROSS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post EstrangedTWAT 10,820 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 The parts I've read so far trash Slash way more than Axl, but I'm sure it's coming. How am I reading an unpublished book? Dunno. "He's the one they call Dr. Strangelove!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post bacardimayne 23,458 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 "Around this time, I got hold of a giant block of heroin. I discovered that I had it after one of the gigs, but I didn’t remember how I actually got my hands on it. It was a huge lump, the size of an extra-large Hershey’s bar, and it was pure opium. As I tried it on the plane one day, Axl noticed the smell. Slash loved heroin, so he was already with me. Duff was too, though he was sticking to his coco puffs—cigarettes in which the tobacco had been mixed with coke. Axl came over to join us. We had a piece of tinfoil and held a lighter beneath it, using a straw to inhale the smoke. It made us feel kind of calm and happy, and we decided to meet up the next day to do more of the same. This time we were in Axl’s hotel room, sitting in a circle on the floor and basically passing the piece of tinfoil around. We were really chipping away at the block, but the thing about heroin is that it’s really addictive. A few days later, Axl called me. “Do you have any more of that shit? Would you come over?” I went to his room, and we spent the whole night talking. The bar of heroin lasted a few weeks, and since Axl was digging it, I managed to become really close with him. It didn’t affect his voice or anything, and we were getting along great. Or we were until he called me up one day, and asked, “Are we out?” “Yeah, I’m out.” He hung up on me without saying good-bye or anything. And that was it, the end of our bonding session. We went from being best pals—albeit with a friendship based on drugs—to me not being his buddy anymore.:" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post GnRLiars 4,476 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dr. Strangelove said: "Around this time, I got hold of a giant block of heroin. I discovered that I had it after one of the gigs, but I didn’t remember how I actually got my hands on it. It was a huge lump, the size of an extra-large Hershey’s bar, and it was pure opium. As I tried it on the plane one day, Axl noticed the smell. Slash loved heroin, so he was already with me. Duff was too, though he was sticking to his coco puffs—cigarettes in which the tobacco had been mixed with coke. Axl came over to join us. We had a piece of tinfoil and held a lighter beneath it, using a straw to inhale the smoke. It made us feel kind of calm and happy, and we decided to meet up the next day to do more of the same. This time we were in Axl’s hotel room, sitting in a circle on the floor and basically passing the piece of tinfoil around. We were really chipping away at the block, but the thing about heroin is that it’s really addictive. A few days later, Axl called me. “Do you have any more of that shit? Would you come over?” I went to his room, and we spent the whole night talking. The bar of heroin lasted a few weeks, and since Axl was digging it, I managed to become really close with him. It didn’t affect his voice or anything, and we were getting along great. Or we were until he called me up one day, and asked, “Are we out?” “Yeah, I’m out.” He hung up on me without saying good-bye or anything. And that was it, the end of our bonding session. We went from being best pals—albeit with a friendship based on drugs—to me not being his buddy anymore.:" But Axl never did drugs... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post EstrangedTWAT 10,820 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 No joke, this thing reads at about a third grade level. If it does in fact get pulled from ever getting officially published, Axl just did Sorum a favor. It's fucking cringe city. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post EstrangedTWAT 10,820 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 A girl to one side had her legs spread wide, and Sebastian was on his knees in front of her. He was eating her out, but when I looked at the girl’s face, I realized something wasn’t right. She looked more bored than anything, and when I took a closer look I understood why. Sebastian was licking her frantically, but he was only using the tip of his tongue. “Are you feeling anything?” I asked her, moving over to the bed. “Well . . .” she replied vaguely, which convinced me I had to step in. “Get out of the way!” I told Sebastian. Sebastian moved, surprised, and I dropped to my knees. “You’ve gotta flatten your tongue,” I instructed him. “But don’t just use your tongue. You gotta use your whole face—like this!” I calmly and methodically worked away on her in a repetitive forward and back motion, pushing a finger into her ass. The girl immediately started to whimper, and before long she was groaning loudly. I glanced up at Sebastian. “Got it?” “Yeah!” he said, looking genuinely grateful. Matt Sorum, superstar sex god with a poodle perm, teaches dumb naive Sebastian Bach how to properly eat a bitch out. Christ. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post deelowbrown 2,261 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, EstrangedTWAT said: Matt Sorum, superstar sex god with a poodle perm, teaches dumb naive Sebastian Bach how to properly eat a bitch out. Christ. Matt had probably practiced on Duff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Faxl Rows 1,345 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 After praying and doing something resembling a fucking rain dance for leaks, this is wonderful 🤣 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maynard 6,793 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Well well well, so Axl was a junkie after all. @GUNNER Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Frank Drebin 2,287 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, maynard said: Well well well, so Axl was a junkie after all. @GUNNER I'm glad he quit messing with heroin back in the day. Although these days he's addicted to other things... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GnRLiars 4,476 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 25 minutes ago, maynard said: Well well well, so Axl was a junkie after all. @GUNNER There was never a doubt. Jesus fuck, just look at him back in the day. Hes strung out. I always laughed when people vehemently said AXL never did hard drugs.. Ya right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 25,908 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 The absolute highlight of this book here ^ is the climax, where Sorum fucks her while she's on the rag. It is so well-written. It's like a horror movie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post EstrangedTWAT 10,820 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 I ended up in the limo with Axl and Stephanie. Axl was on one side, I was on the other, and Stephanie was in the middle. He was so in love with her he used to go on and on about her all the time; it was all Stephanie this, Stephanie that. When she eventually broke up with him, it was brutal. He was really fucked up. But on that particular evening, they were head over heels for one another, which is why what happened next was so weird. There was a large group of fans outside the car, trying to get Axl’s autograph, and he rolled down the window. He was puffing on the cigarette that was always in his mouth, but it was in a 1920s-style cigarette holder for an extra eccentric look. He began signing pictures, album covers, and other assorted things. As I sat there, I suddenly felt Stephanie’s hand on my dick, and next thing I knew, she had started rubbing my balls. I froze, kind of petrified, but she just looked at me and smiled. She was ridiculously beautiful. Axl was looking out of the window, and she just kept doing what she was doing until he eventually turned back around. A few days later, I told Duff about it: “Dude, I have to tell somebody. Stephanie Seymour rubbed my balls right in front of Axl!” Duff said, “It’s so weird you say that, because she grabbed me and made out with me!” “When?” “I was at the soundboard, watching Metallica, and she came out with a couple of other girls. She just grabbed me, started making out with me. I think she would fuck all of us if she could!” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post sofine11 190 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Oh fuck me, yeah, Axl 110% napalmed this book. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Drebin 2,287 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Something about Sorum always rubbed me the wrong way, not the privates but a different way...like he went so OTT with his drug use particularly cocaine that it has affected his psyche for the long term, that stuff messes with your wiring for sure. He seems to bullshit a lot also, I do believe him some of the time though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Doctor Dom 1,928 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 He was a total fucking creep back in the day. A friend told me this story (details are foggy now) about a guy he worked with who won a contest to hang with him back in the day- long story short Matt ended up fucking this guy's girl. Unrelated, but I've always detested him, both as a drummer and physically/as a person 😃 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Sick Boy 19,050 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 The more embarrassing shit that comes out the better. I don't even care if it is true. Axl deserves it. I hope Sorum fucked Beta. You know he would. He's an animal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GnRLiars 4,476 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 According to Twitter the book has leaked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post EstrangedTWAT 10,820 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Yes it did. I've been reading it for hours. It's fucking hilarious. It's tabloid trash. Nothing but sex and drugs and gossip, written so poorly it makes a Trump speech sound eloquent. And damn, Sorum is such a sassy bitch! Dizzy Reed was involved, but he might spend a month just hanging out at the rehearsal space, not achieving a thing; he even slept on the couch there. He took all the shit, and was like, “What other rock ’n’ roll bands are looking for a piano player?” Then I guess he decided it was better to keep quiet and do as he was told. Or maybe it was just because he had to pay child support to the three different women he’d gotten pregnant during the Use Your Illusion tour. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post november snow 2,250 Posted June 5, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 different pregnant women at the same time ,now i remember why i used to love Dizzy so much ROCK N ROLL ICON Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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GnRLiars 4,476 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 40 minutes ago, EstrangedTWAT said: Yes it did. I've been reading it for hours. It's fucking hilarious. It's tabloid trash. Nothing but sex and drugs and gossip, written so poorly it makes a Trump speech sound eloquent. And damn, Sorum is such a sassy bitch! Dizzy Reed was involved, but he might spend a month just hanging out at the rehearsal space, not achieving a thing; he even slept on the couch there. He took all the shit, and was like, “What other rock ’n’ roll bands are looking for a piano player?” Then I guess he decided it was better to keep quiet and do as he was told. Or maybe it was just because he had to pay child support to the three different women he’d gotten pregnant during the Use Your Illusion tour. Do you have it in PDF? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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