Alex Ross Strikes Again

[John Bonham 25,908]

FUCK YOU ALEX ROSS

[John Bonham 25,908]

 

[november snow 2,250]

Matts book matter,justice for Matt,im going to steal a TV from the store 

[maynard 6,793]

Damn, I wanted to give it a read. Big fan of Matt "Popcorn" Sorum.

 

FUCK YOU ALEX ROSS

[EstrangedTWAT 10,820]

The parts I've read so far trash Slash way more than Axl, but I'm sure it's coming.

 

How am I reading an unpublished book?  Dunno.   "He's the one they call Dr. Strangelove!"

[bacardimayne 23,458]

"Around this time, I got hold of a giant block of heroin. I discovered that I had it after one of the gigs, but I didn’t remember how I actually got my hands on it. It was a huge lump, the size of an extra-large Hershey’s bar, and it was pure opium. As I tried it on the plane one day, Axl noticed the smell. Slash loved heroin, so he was already with me. Duff was too, though he was sticking to his coco puffs—cigarettes in which the tobacco had been mixed with coke. Axl came over to join us. We had a piece of tinfoil and held a lighter beneath it, using a straw to inhale the smoke. It made us feel kind of calm and happy, and we decided to meet up the next day to do more of the same. This time we were in Axl’s hotel room, sitting in a circle on the floor and basically passing the piece of tinfoil around.
We were really chipping away at the block, but the thing about heroin is that it’s really addictive. A few days later, Axl called me. “Do you have any more of that shit? Would you come over?” I went to his room, and we spent the whole night talking. The bar of heroin lasted a few weeks, and since Axl was digging it, I managed to become really close with him. It didn’t affect his voice or anything, and we were getting along great. Or we were until he called me up one day, and asked, “Are we out?” “Yeah, I’m out.” He hung up on me without saying good-bye or anything. And that was it, the end of our bonding session. We went from being best pals—albeit with a friendship based on drugs—to me not being his buddy anymore.:"

 

[GnRLiars 4,476]

2 minutes ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

"Around this time, I got hold of a giant block of heroin. I discovered that I had it after one of the gigs, but I didn’t remember how I actually got my hands on it. It was a huge lump, the size of an extra-large Hershey’s bar, and it was pure opium. As I tried it on the plane one day, Axl noticed the smell. Slash loved heroin, so he was already with me. Duff was too, though he was sticking to his coco puffs—cigarettes in which the tobacco had been mixed with coke. Axl came over to join us. We had a piece of tinfoil and held a lighter beneath it, using a straw to inhale the smoke. It made us feel kind of calm and happy, and we decided to meet up the next day to do more of the same. This time we were in Axl’s hotel room, sitting in a circle on the floor and basically passing the piece of tinfoil around.
We were really chipping away at the block, but the thing about heroin is that it’s really addictive. A few days later, Axl called me. “Do you have any more of that shit? Would you come over?” I went to his room, and we spent the whole night talking. The bar of heroin lasted a few weeks, and since Axl was digging it, I managed to become really close with him. It didn’t affect his voice or anything, and we were getting along great. Or we were until he called me up one day, and asked, “Are we out?” “Yeah, I’m out.” He hung up on me without saying good-bye or anything. And that was it, the end of our bonding session. We went from being best pals—albeit with a friendship based on drugs—to me not being his buddy anymore.:"

 

But Axl never did drugs...

[EstrangedTWAT 10,820]

No joke, this thing reads at about a third grade level.

 

If it does in fact get pulled from ever getting officially published, Axl just did Sorum a favor.   It's fucking cringe city.

[EstrangedTWAT 10,820]

A girl to
one side had her legs spread wide, and Sebastian was on his knees in front
of her. He was eating her out, but when I looked at the girl’s face, I
realized something wasn’t right. She looked more bored than anything,
and when I took a closer look I understood why. Sebastian was licking her
frantically, but he was only using the tip of his tongue.
“Are you feeling anything?” I asked her, moving over to the bed.
“Well . . .” she replied vaguely, which convinced me I had to step in.
“Get out of the way!” I told Sebastian.
Sebastian moved, surprised, and I dropped to my knees.
“You’ve gotta flatten your tongue,” I instructed him. “But don’t just
use your tongue. You gotta use your whole face—like this!”
I calmly and methodically worked away on her in a repetitive forward
and back motion, pushing a finger into her ass. The girl immediately
started to whimper, and before long she was groaning loudly.
I glanced up at Sebastian. “Got it?”
“Yeah!” he said, looking genuinely grateful.

 

Matt Sorum, superstar sex god with a poodle perm, teaches dumb naive Sebastian Bach how to properly eat a bitch out.   Christ.

 

[deelowbrown 2,261]

6 minutes ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

Matt Sorum, superstar sex god with a poodle perm, teaches dumb naive Sebastian Bach how to properly eat a bitch out.   Christ.

Matt had probably practiced on Duff

[Faxl Rows 1,345]

After praying and doing something resembling a fucking rain dance for leaks, this is wonderful 🤣

[maynard 6,793]

Well well well, so Axl was a junkie after all. @GUNNER

[Frank Drebin 2,287]

3 minutes ago, maynard said:

Well well well, so Axl was a junkie after all. @GUNNER

I'm glad he quit messing with heroin back in the day. Although these days he's addicted to other things...

 

[GnRLiars 4,476]

25 minutes ago, maynard said:

Well well well, so Axl was a junkie after all. @GUNNER

There was never a doubt. 

Jesus fuck, just look at him back in the day. 

Hes strung out. 

 

I always laughed when people vehemently said 

AXL never did hard drugs..

 

Ya right. 

[John Bonham 25,908]

The absolute highlight of this book here ^ is the climax, where Sorum fucks her while she's on the rag.

It is so well-written. It's like a horror movie

[EstrangedTWAT 10,820]

I ended up in the limo with Axl and
Stephanie. Axl was on one side, I was on the other, and Stephanie was in
the middle. He was so in love with her he used to go on and on about her
all the time; it was all Stephanie this, Stephanie that. When she eventually
broke up with him, it was brutal. He was really fucked up. But on that
particular evening, they were head over heels for one another, which is
why what happened next was so weird.
There was a large group of fans outside the car, trying to get Axl’s
autograph, and he rolled down the window. He was puffing on the cigarette
that was always in his mouth, but it was in a 1920s-style cigarette holder
for an extra eccentric look. He began signing pictures, album covers, and
other assorted things.
As I sat there, I suddenly felt Stephanie’s hand on my dick, and next
thing I knew, she had started rubbing my balls. I froze, kind of petrified,
but she just looked at me and smiled. She was ridiculously beautiful. Axl
was looking out of the window, and she just kept doing what she was doing
until he eventually turned back around.
A few days later, I told Duff about it: “Dude, I have to tell somebody.
Stephanie Seymour rubbed my balls right in front of Axl!”
Duff said, “It’s so weird you say that, because she grabbed me and
made out with me!”
“When?”
“I was at the soundboard, watching Metallica, and she came out with a
couple of other girls. She just grabbed me, started making out with me. I
think she would fuck all of us if she could!”

 

[sofine11 190]

Oh fuck me, yeah, Axl 110% napalmed this book.  

[Frank Drebin 2,287]

Something about Sorum always rubbed me the wrong way, not the privates but a different way...like he went so OTT with his drug use particularly cocaine that it has affected his psyche for the long term, that stuff messes with your wiring for sure. He seems to bullshit a lot also, I do believe him some of the time though. 

[Doctor Dom 1,928]

He was a total fucking creep back in the day.

A friend told me this story (details are foggy now) about a guy he worked with who won a contest to hang with him back in the day- long story short Matt ended up fucking this guy's girl.

 

Unrelated, but I've always detested him, both as a drummer and physically/as a person 😃

[Sick Boy 19,050]

The more embarrassing shit that comes out the better. I don't even care if it is true. Axl deserves it. 

 

I hope Sorum fucked Beta. You know he would. He's an animal. 

 

 

[GnRLiars 4,476]

According to Twitter the book has leaked

[EstrangedTWAT 10,820]

Yes it did.  I've been reading it for hours.  It's fucking hilarious.  It's tabloid trash.  Nothing but sex and drugs and gossip, written so poorly it makes a Trump speech sound eloquent.

 

And damn, Sorum is such a sassy bitch!

 

Dizzy Reed was
involved, but he might spend a month just hanging out at the rehearsal
space, not achieving a thing; he even slept on the couch there. He took all
the shit, and was like, “What other rock ’n’ roll bands are looking for a
piano player?” Then I guess he decided it was better to keep quiet and do
as he was told. Or maybe it was just because he had to pay child support to
the three different women he’d gotten pregnant during the Use Your
Illusion tour.

 

[november snow 2,250]

3 different pregnant women at the same time ,now i remember why i used to love Dizzy so much ROCK N ROLL ICON

[Frank Drebin 2,287]

 

[GnRLiars 4,476]

40 minutes ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

Yes it did.  I've been reading it for hours.  It's fucking hilarious.  It's tabloid trash.  Nothing but sex and drugs and gossip, written so poorly it makes a Trump speech sound eloquent.

 

And damn, Sorum is such a sassy bitch!

 

Dizzy Reed was
involved, but he might spend a month just hanging out at the rehearsal
space, not achieving a thing; he even slept on the couch there. He took all
the shit, and was like, “What other rock ’n’ roll bands are looking for a
piano player?” Then I guess he decided it was better to keep quiet and do
as he was told. Or maybe it was just because he had to pay child support to
the three different women he’d gotten pregnant during the Use Your
Illusion tour.

 

Do you have it in PDF?