Fat band streaming a Fat In This Lifetime 2019 show

[Sick Boy 19,037]

I watched a minute and a half and knocked it off. 

 

That crowd is appalling, absolutely no atmosphere there. 

 

I've been to more exciting funerals. What the fuck is wrong with them?

[Donald Trump 7,337]

I would rather read your comments in this thread than watch it for myself. That’s where my level of fandom is at these days. This is dad resurfacing after 12 years and offering you a couple of cold French fries. No thanks. 

[maynard 6,789]

Guys, watch it. Notice how there are no close ups of Axl. It's comedy gold. The Mickey/frog vocals, Duff and Slash careless playing, the hardcore tempo, the extremely loud gun animation at the end (yes). Seriously, DO IT!

[ManetsBR 1,233]

16 minutes ago, Facekicker said:

I watched a minute and a half and knocked it off. 

 

That crowd is appalling, absolutely no atmosphere there. 

 

I've been to more exciting funerals. What the fuck is wrong with them?

Yeah, it's unbelieavable. I'm sure they have a ton of material recorded in South America, where the crowd outsings Axl, which would be good for them, yet they release this funeral. 

[ManetsBR 1,233]

Yeah. Axl doesn't give a flying fuck anymore lmao
The rest of the band sounds ok - had it any of its previous drummers would be great to watch. except on It's so easy where Slash doesn't give a shit either. he fuckings nails Double Talkin Jive though. best thing of the whole stream. 

[Pappa FAT 8,390]

Ok boys this is how the chat went down between Axl (A) and Fernando (F)

 

A: FERRRRRRRNAAAAANDOOOOOOOO, the little shits on the internet are calling me lazy again. It’s pissing me off

 

F: pappa , we need to release something soon it’s been 12 years since the last album and fan hate is at an all time high on my Brazil Reporting  meter 
 

A: ok  ferny baby, But will that stop them from Crying and complaining?

 

F: yes pappa, it will

 

A: ok let’s release something 

 

F: ok I’ll go to the vault now. *walks into the vault behind the 6th bathroom in the Malibu mansion*
 

A: “no FERNANDO, don’t go to The top cupboard, that’s where all the unreleased music is.

 

F: *reaches for the middle cupboard*
 

A: no don’t go there, that’s where all the past concert footage from use your illusion tour and appetite era is, that’s too valuable 

 

F: *reaches for the lower down cupboard*
 

A: no no no baby, that’s the full concert footage of NITL

 

F: *picks up a USB on the floor which has 3 songs from a shit not in this lifetime show*
 

A: PERFECT!!! , but only put it on YouTube, they don’t deserve an official hard copy release these whingy cunts

 

 

[ManetsBR 1,233]

Holy shit, people are RAGING at the brazilian group.

 

 

"If you're a GNR fan you're immune to coronavirus. Reason: GOD DOESN'T PUNISH TWICE."

[Pappa FAT 8,390]

23 minutes ago, Pappa FAT said:

Ok boys this is how the chat went down between Axl (A) and Fernando (F)

 

A: FERRRRRRRNAAAAANDOOOOOOOO, the little shits on the internet are calling me lazy again. It’s pissing me off

 

F: pappa , we need to release something soon it’s been 12 years since the last album and fan hate is at an all time high on my Brazil Reporting  meter 
 

A: ok  ferny baby, But will that stop them from Crying and complaining?

 

F: yes pappa, it will

 

A: ok let’s release something 

 

F: ok I’ll go to the vault now. *walks into the vault behind the 6th bathroom in the Malibu mansion*
 

A: “no FERNANDO, don’t go to The top cupboard, that’s where all the unreleased music is.

 

F: *reaches for the middle cupboard*
 

A: no don’t go there, that’s where all the past concert footage from use your illusion tour and appetite era is, that’s too valuable 

 

F: *reaches for the lower down cupboard*
 

A: no no no baby, that’s the full concert footage of NITL

 

F: *picks up a USB on the floor which has 3 songs from a shit not in this lifetime show*
 

A: PERFECT!!! , but only put it on YouTube, they don’t deserve an official hard copy release these whingy cunts

 

 

this is perfect if i do say so myself

[Haters Gonna Hate 1,151]

Not good. Should have done one from 2016 at least. They should do This I Love from 2018

[bacardimayne 23,353]

[MacDaddyRose 3,645]

Cleverly selected the three songs on the set where he doesn't sound like mickey. Well played fat man, well fucking played. 

[MacDaddyRose 3,645]

Because people were really fucking dying for a live version of Chinese democracy 

[MacDaddyRose 3,645]

I'd rather Hammerstein 06 pro shots than this fat shit

[Pappa FAT 8,390]

49 minutes ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

[Donald Trump 7,337]

Maybe Fernando should stick to releasing yo-yos. You are GNR’s manager. Although you have a passion for creating tacky merchandise and children’s books, you make most of your money booking shows that rely solely on nostalgia. If you want to sell more tickets for the next tour do you post a video of 1989 Axl Rose with long hair and a bandana or 2019 Axl Rose with a bowl cut and beer gut? It’s Elementary, My Dear Homefuck.

[bacardimayne 23,353]

[maynard 6,789]

We can all agree that Axl looks terrible for his age. 

[MacDaddyRose 3,645]

1 hour ago, Pappa FAT said:

 

[bacardimayne 23,353]

slash's solo on DTJ is really good

probably the best solo ive heard from him since 2017 or so

[wheresizzy 1,657]

4 hours ago, maynard said:

We can all agree that Axl looks terrible for his age. 

My dad is also 58 and has a gut, but he's nowhere that bad

[JordanRose 815]

I've barely listened to any NITL and mostly listen to 2010 boots. So it's really jarring to listen to a pro-shot So Easy where on literally any show from 2001-2014, even when he was phoning it in full Mickey he could still nail it and sound like Axl Rose. Now, even on the low parts he has no control, wobbles all over the place, shit tone and doesn't really sound like Axl. And on the high parts which were always a couple easy screams it just sounds like a horrid, crackly, unhealthy mess. 

 

As for choosing the 3 "easy" songs and only wide-shots of wide-boy....it's all been said already. Fuck. 

[november snow 2,249]

couldnt care less about this trash ,i just want to thank RedHook for reminding me about Velver Revolver.I havent listening to them in the last few years and just forgot that they existed ,great band,now im gonna  go rock out to Set me free,Slither,etc 

[wheresizzy 1,657]

11 minutes ago, JordanRose said:

I've barely listened to any NITL and mostly listen to 2010 boots. So it's really jarring to listen to a pro-shot So Easy where on literally any show from 2001-2014, even when he was phoning it in full Mickey he could still nail it and sound like Axl Rose. Now, even on the low parts he has no control, wobbles all over the place, shit tone and doesn't really sound like Axl. And on the high parts which were always a couple easy screams it just sounds like a horrid, crackly, unhealthy mess. 

 

As for choosing the 3 "easy" songs and only wide-shots of wide-boy....it's all been said already. Fuck. 

November Rain has always sounded horrid since 2016. Even in 2012 he managed to sing it decently and now Doof tells us that the fatman is a vocal master

[Faxl Rows 1,345]

1 hour ago, jeffisbell said:

November Rain has always sounded horrid since 2016. Even in 2012 he managed to sing it decently and now Doof tells us that the fatman is a vocal master

Someone once said on a forum or discord "What if he's doing full vocal training, working his ass off with a vocal coach, looking after his voice etc... And this is the result?" 

[Sick Boy 19,037]

9 hours ago, ManetsBR said:

Yeah, it's unbelieavable. I'm sure they have a ton of material recorded in South America, where the crowd outsings Axl, which would be good for them, yet they release this funeral. 

No, those crowds are unbearable too. The sing along to the guitar solos like a bunch of mongoloids 

8 hours ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

Someone put that face into scenes from jaws.