John Bonham 25,591 Posted April 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 "Here's our email address, send in ideas for contests" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maynard 6,772 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, John Bonham said: "Here's our email address, send in ideas for contests" What year is this? 1996? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Budd Dwyer 6,215 Posted April 21, 2020 Report Share Posted April 21, 2020 condescending... Okay play CD2 at Ribfest, before the encore, Axl and Slash have to participate in an eating contest, eating Duff's nonexistent pancreas, whomever kick in the bucket, the other got the rights to the b(r)andname, then everybody come to the stage to play PC After the show, someone should behead the "team members", film it, upload onto GNR social media then be done with it. The next few monhs will be the floodgate for the vaults, everybody wins, let's put out this shit band of it's misery Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Sick Boy 18,859 Posted April 21, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 21, 2020 Weight Watchers Newsletter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sofine11 183 Posted April 21, 2020 Report Share Posted April 21, 2020 Advice? Put out the album you've been cock teasing and capitalize on the success of the NITL tour before no once cares you clueless Brazilian dildo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sofine11 183 Posted April 21, 2020 Report Share Posted April 21, 2020 On 4/19/2020 at 4:12 PM, Mommy said: 1. They don't get it 2. Axl gets it, but he NEVER lets people tell him what to do. He probably read an article in Rolling Stone or checked a GnR forum and saw somebody say "Axl needs to release a new album" and he said "FUCK THIS GUY. Who is he to tell me what to do? I will never give him the satisfaction of thinking he persuaded me to release a new album. Fuck him. I will just sit on these 46 unreleased songs. Nobody dictates to me what I should do. " Axl is literally the king of cutting off his nose to spite his face. If you don't think he's petty enough to do what's described in the above quote, you haven't been around very long. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Popular Post John Bonham 25,591 Posted April 25, 2020 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 There you go. Coronavirus response done. Check Take the rest of the year off Flebbies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 8,367 Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 Everyone Chek out my beta feeding Axl thread, I’m going to create some artwork depicting beta spreading her asshole and doing a steaming hot Brazilian shit in axls mouth, but here’s the kicker, the shit will land on axls face in the shape of the following “ C D 2” it will be a prophecy of what’s to come. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Drebin 2,261 Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Pappa FAT said: Everyone Chek out my beta feeding Axl thread, I’m going to create some artwork depicting beta spreading her asshole and doing a steaming hot Brazilian shit in axls mouth, but here’s the kicker, the shit will land on axls face in the shape of the following “ C D 2” it will be a prophecy of what’s to come. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sick Boy 18,859 Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 Giving away a $150 gift card to their own store. Mind-blowing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tremolo 1,126 Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 8 minutes ago, Facekicker said: Giving away a $150 gift card to their own store. Mind-blowing. What do $150 get you at their store? A yoyo and a toy truck. It’s just what the fans want. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 25,591 Posted April 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 9 minutes ago, Facekicker said: Giving away a $150 gift card to their own store. Mind-blowing. "A chance to win" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 25,591 Posted April 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Tremolo said: What do $150 get you at their store? A yoyo and a toy truck. It’s just what the fans want. $150 won't even cover a towel and a baseball hat. Stingy motherfuckers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 8,367 Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 “Brazilian family went from scrubbing skid marks off the shitter to charging $200 for a beach towel and a pair of socks - download this free book to learn their secrets” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maynard 6,772 Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 Fernando is a joke that keeps on giving. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hotdogman 1,855 Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 He sucks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post RedHook 7,265 Posted April 25, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 11 hours ago, John Bonham said: There you go. Coronavirus response done. Check Take the rest of the year off Flebbies. That beach towel is gonna be mine! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sick Boy 18,859 Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 Someone Photoshop a scene from Misery with Beta and Axl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donald Trump 7,293 Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 Don't expect anything more to come out of this than GNR holding a how many marbles in the glass jar? contest where the winner receives a free yo-yo autographed by Dizzy Reed.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill brasky 15,443 Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 Hey Fernando Assad FUCK YOU. I will not help or support what you have done to the Syrian people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post John Bonham 25,591 Posted April 26, 2020 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Donald Trump 7,293 Posted April 26, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 Looking backwards from 2021 people will say that in what was perhaps the most important pop culture year since 1969, GNR chose to release yo-yo's and snow globes instead of songs and laughter. Tiger King and the Michael Jordan documentary are the most popular things going on in pop culture quarantine. To not so much as dip your tow in the water by releasing a single is completely asinine. Fernando should start with the man in the mirror and fire himself if he can't get a new song released by summer time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Frank Drebin 2,261 Posted April 26, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 Can imagine Fernando tiptoeing around Axl when the two of them discuss ideas for GNR. Fernando "Hey Axl...what about new music?" Axl: WHAT ABOUT IT! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donald Trump 7,293 Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 Put some drugs in his burrito and have him sign off on releasing Soul Monster. And then that day you put it out on Spotify before the drugs wear off. This is a special moment in time. You can lead off with an epic as your first single instead of the more traditional rocker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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