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So, you’ve found yourself in the Malibu mansion of a hungry rock star. For years you’ve heard stories about a mythical album, which is rumoured to have the greatest recording known to man and non-genders. One song in particular, ‘Sargent’, can cure hiv’ism, binary’ism and race’ism. 
 

You have the opportunity to listen to this magnum opus.

 

The ‘Big Boned’ rock star says, after a deep inhale of a helium, “I’m going to give you a choice”

 

- Hear it once and then get eaten...or...hear it once and then get bummed by a non-multi-binary-tycoon-punk...or don’t hear it and then get deep fried by Brazilians.

 

this should be a poll. 

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Just now, EstrangedTWAT said:

Easy.

 

Hear it once and get eaten.

 

Then a part of me will be inside Axl forever.  The way it should be.   The way it WILL be.

 

 

Ali.

To be fair, once he’s eaten you, your going to be a very small part that’s inside of him. On the plus side Brazilians use his shit as fertiliser.

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In reality McDiddy would say, ‘this isn’t Bugger King or McDonalds’ you don’t get a choice, you’re getting marinated by a non binary multi binary punk and subsequently eaten. You’re not hearing shit. Not even the sound of Brazilians spraying my shit over their cabbages.

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I prefer to choose my own path in life.

 

I would kick the Fat fuck in the nuts, take all his stupid demo tapes, sell them at a very steep price to the usual hoarders and then leak them all on to the internet later that day.

 

Try and catch me you winded Fat Old Fuck.

 

 

Edited by RedHook

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2 hours ago, RedHook said:

I prefer to choose my own path in life.

 

I would kick the Fat fuck in the nuts, take all his stupid demo tapes, sell them at a very steep price to the usual hoarders and then leak them all on to the internet later that day.

 

Try and catch me you winded Fat Old Fuck.

 

 

He's deceptively fast.

 

 

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Fried like a plantain 

Sweet like a candy cane

Feelin' like some chow mein one more time tonight

Lookout!

 

Well I'm a fast food glutton

One fat fucker

Got a triple cheeseburger under my arm

 

I'm a grease machine

Been eatin' jimmy dean

And honey you can make my colon run

 

 

 

Edited by MacDaddyRose

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