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The “Axl is so fat...” thread

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Just now, GNS said:

Every purchase of the book automatically promotes you to becoming a V.I.F member (very important fatjoketeller) of my thread 

The tantrum he would throw if you tried to get him to sign it is worth the price alone 

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Axl is so fat that China tried to negotiate with trump to source 50% of Axls fat through lipo so they could feed their 1 billion population

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Axl is so Fat he had to call a contractor because he could no longer fit through the doorway to get out of the kitchen

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Imagine being 10 years old in 1992, and future you comes to visit you and informs you that 20 years from then, Axl Rose is the fattest man on the planet. I wouldn't buy it. 

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On 3/7/2020 at 10:38 PM, MacDaddyRose said:

A friend of mine(Justin Bilicki) was an artist for it. I found it through him years ago. I have #15 in the limited edition 

So awesome, i'll buy it

 

Fat Axl is a real thing in arts, amazing

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23 hours ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

"Donny"?

 

"Mommy"?

 

The fuck is going on here....another power outage at the gyna?

 

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thanks for such a warm welcome Mr Twat. its appreciated 

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On 3/7/2020 at 9:38 PM, EstrangedTWAT said:

"Donny"?

 

"Mommy"?

 

The fuck is going on here....another power outage at the gyna?

 

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Even worse. I have it on good authority that Donny is an Ashba fan.

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1 hour ago, MacDaddyRose said:

What stage of FATCON are we in?

The lowest atm, I'd say. 

 

On topic: Axl is so fat, the stadium shows don't pass gradually into nighttime - it's just when Axl blocks the sun out 

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