RedHook 7,923 Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Axl is so Fat that he is the 1st person on earth to have their own video game, just for being a Fat Fuck 🤔😁😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Pappa FAT 8,683 Posted February 24 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted February 24 Axl rose is so fat that he whipes the cooking pan with his stomach to make it non stick before cooking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gordon Comstock 2,385 Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 20 hours ago, Bill brasky said: http://www.allbud.com/marijuana-strains/hybrid/fat-axl I need to find some of these seeds... Fat Axl was created by one of our genetic specialists by the name of Masta Cylinda (responsible for breeding Pua Mana 'Ohana strains like Maui Mango Diesel, Hawai'i Cream and Kona Pua'a). While taking bong hits and surfing the internet, Masta Cylinda stumbled across an article about how Gun's and Roses lead singer Axl Rose was trying to get the hilarious Fat Axle memes people had created taken down by google. After rolling around on the floor laughing at numerous Fat Axle memes, conversation came back to where it always returns to: breeding pakalolo. We had saved some pollen from a male of The Hog bred by THSeeds from our project; Kona Pua'a (Pua'a is the Hawaiian word for hog) and Cylinda had a oldie but goodie cut of AK-47 from back in the day in his genetics chamber. Fat Axl Rose = The Hog Gun's and Roses = Ak-47 Ak-47 x The Hog and walla... Fat Axl was born! We intended to get a good laugh and try out a new flav for fun, what we did not intend was for her to be so popular, so potent and to spread so far. Both the Hog and AK are phat yielding heavy hitters and every pheno we pulled from the F1 seed stock was absolutely mental!! We passed clones F1 seeds and cuttings to our 'Ohana and soon enough Fat Axl was hogging space in grow rooms all over the islands and even on the west coast. http://en.seedfinder.eu/strain-info/Fat_Axl/Pua_Mana_Pakalolo/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post MacDaddyRose 3,761 Posted February 25 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 25 Wokkum to da joongul Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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RedHook 7,923 Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 Axl is so Fat that they had to make him skinny on the Scooby Doo episode, because the shows tight budget couldn't afford the amount of ink it would take to draw full size Fat Axl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
creed 3,214 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Axl is so fat that his favourite band is CAKE now and the lyrics to I Will Survive are his prayer before every pie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wilco 1,104 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 3 minutes ago, creed said: Axl is so fat that his favourite band is CAKE now and I Will Survive is his prayer before every desert Someone should deep fake Axl's face on the guy with the cop helmet in the thumbnail Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post creed 3,214 Posted February 27 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 27 24 minutes ago, Wilco said: Someone should deep fake Axl's face on the guy with the cop helmet in the thumbnail Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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creed 3,214 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 5 hours ago, bacardimayne said: There are so many unfunny people in Hollywood. He is one of them. He is the exact opposite of Axl, when it comes to self-irony. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Faxl Rows 1,406 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 3 hours ago, creed said: There are so many unfunny people in Hollywood. He is one of them. He is the exact opposite of Axl, when it comes to self-irony. Big oof. He looks genuinely pained in all of those clips, it's right there in the eyes. Damn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,858 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 6 hours ago, creed said: There are so many unfunny people in Hollywood. He is one of them. He is the exact opposite of Axl, when it comes to self-irony. Damn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
creed 3,214 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 1 hour ago, arnold layne said: Damn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,858 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 What a bitch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 8,683 Posted February 28 Author Report Share Posted February 28 8 hours ago, creed said: There are so many unfunny people in Hollywood. He is one of them. He is the exact opposite of Axl, when it comes to self-irony. God I hate that cunt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 7,923 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Axl is so Fat that he makes normal fat people like Jonah Hill, look skinny by comparison Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 11,858 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 2 hours ago, Pappa FAT said: God I hate that cunt Jonah Hill or the bitch TV lady? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
creed 3,214 Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 16 minutes ago, arnold layne said: Jonah Hill or the bitch TV lady? That french fry was actually pretty funny. I was surprised that they roasted him. Its a bless, when a girl does these kind of jokes. Sure, it wasnt her joke most probably, but it was actually really good and funny. Jonah Hill is a total pussy. He is fat and get roles because he is fat. He seems to be the only guy, who doesnt get it. This is also really dumb. He called a paparazzi faggot and made a scene on fallon like he punched him or called him nigga or whatever. How is this guy even considered as comedic actor? Imagine Chris Farley or John Candy being like this... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
creed 3,214 Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 In opposite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philip k. DickhEAD 747 Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 In defense of Jonah Hill, I'd put him up against ANY living female comedian. The fairer sex are as funny as bowel cancer, so he might have a shot at glory. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donald Trump 7,650 Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 I think Wolf of Wall Street is a pretty good defense for Jonah Hill. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post RedHook 7,923 Posted March 1 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 1 Axl is soo Fat that he has replaced the dressing rooms under the Guns N' Roses stage, with a Food Court full of fast food restaurants. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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