JordanRose 815 Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Axl loves us. He's gonna drop a single and b-sides on iTunes on Christmas Day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Budd Dwyer 6,220 Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, JordanRose said: Axl loves us. He's gonna drop a single and b-sides on iTunes on Christmas Day. yeah, then he might buy the KFC console http://landing.coolermaster.com/kfconsole/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post gunsntortillas 1,464 Posted December 24, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Axl from the Japanese leg of NITL. Didn't remember him looking that rough this tour. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bacardimayne 23,373 Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 jesus christ is that chris jericho Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 25,845 Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Axl rose is so fat that he had to buy a special toilet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 25,845 Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Axl rose is so fat that he was born in a barn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JordanRose 815 Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Check Fat Axl's cat Dexters twitter to see Axl mouse slicing ham for Xmas. What a troll. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bacardimayne 23,373 Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 5 hours ago, JordanRose said: Check Fat Axl's cat Dexters twitter to see Axl mouse slicing ham for Xmas. What a troll. or you can just post the tweet here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
creed 2,965 Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 19 hours ago, bacardimayne said: or you can just post the tweet here He is obviously reading the forums. There is even a gif of a red panda on his page. http://twitter.com/mumusapiens/status/1342512423631269888?s=20 We should spam him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post bacardimayne 23,373 Posted December 27, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post RedHook 7,379 Posted December 28, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 Axl is so Fat that when he slips and falls onstage now, he rolls to stop. That's why Izzy Stradlin walked out on the 2016 gig at the last minute. He saw the part of the contract where GNR wanted zero liability if Axl went into a roll and crushed him onstage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post bacardimayne 23,373 Posted December 28, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 Eternal reminder that the AFD shit box got btfo at the Grammys by a Weird Al box set containing a track called "Fat". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post RedHook 7,379 Posted December 29, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 8 hours ago, bacardimayne said: Eternal reminder that the AFD shit box got btfo at the Grammys by a Weird Al box set containing a track called "Fat". If only Axl had embraced the fat they could have won. He must stop believing what Flebeis tells him about what he weighs on a scale he can no longer see over his fat gut. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Sick Boy 19,040 Posted December 31, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 When Axl steps on a weighing scale he doesn't get his weight, get gets an error message saying "Warranty Invalidated." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Pappa FAT 8,391 Posted December 31, 2020 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 When Axl walks into a Sumo wrestling training facility, the attending members quit on the spot and question their life’s choices. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
creed 2,965 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 Axl is so fat that he couldnt see the potential of a super band with him and Brian May. http://www.instagram.com/brianmayforreal/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_mid=96C0A791-EAA6-4F22-B78B-CFB67B77CFE8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Budd Dwyer 6,220 Posted January 1 Report Share Posted January 1 Axl is so fat, CD will be re-released and retitled as Cheese Democracy after he kicks the bucket Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wheresizzy 1,657 Posted January 1 Report Share Posted January 1 1 hour ago, Budd Dwyer said: Axl is so fat, CD will be re-released and retitled as Cheese Democracy after he kicks the bucket DemoGRAVY you mean? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Pappa FAT 8,391 Posted January 2 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted January 2 Axl Rose is so fat, some of his fan base have become transvestites cause they’re jealous of his fat tits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post RedHook 7,379 Posted January 2 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 2 Axl is so Fat that when he went swimming in Malibu a whale watching tour boat kept following him around. All the while the excited tourist took pictures of what they were told was a very rare sighting of a North American West Coast Whale Man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Budd Dwyer 6,220 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Axl is so fat, he was jealous of the dolphins during the UYI video shoots he wanted everything BIGGER because he himself got bigger and bigger over the years... When he jumped down from that tanker, off topic extras showed the boat actually sunk later on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Faxl Rows 1,345 Posted January 3 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 3 Axl is so fat, he caught covid early on but it's struggling to scale him and get in somehow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Budd Dwyer 6,220 Posted January 3 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 3 1 hour ago, Faxl Rows said: Axl is so fat, he caught covid early on but it's struggling to scale him and get in somehow He is getting there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 7,379 Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 3 hours ago, Faxl Rows said: Axl is so fat, he caught covid early on but it's struggling to scale him and get in somehow Tell it to hide in the Enchiladas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunsntortillas 1,464 Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 On 12/24/2020 at 7:20 AM, bacardimayne said: jesus christ is that chris jericho It is his version of the infamous DMCA'd picture that kicked the 'Fat Axl' thing into over drive. He is in his 50's and lives a wannabe rockstar life style, so he doesn't look good, but he usually doesn't look as bad as in that picture. As the old saying goes. You either die an alcoholic, or you drink long enough to look like someone's lesbian aunt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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