Frank Drebin 2,275 Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 Axl & Slash both need to working out at there ages if they don't wanna add an extra chin or three & a spare tire. I'm already cringing at Axl sitting at home during the Quarantine while Beta is loading his plates with high fat, fried foods with low protein & hardly any vegetables. He's going to look like Meat Loaf by the time they play live again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Drebin 2,275 Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 Axl is heading for a disaster health wise if he doesn't buck up and cut out eating crap by not taking care of himself. He's a grown man and can do what he wants but look at the pictures, I'm gonna say he's 140+ pounds at the Roxy shows in 86? and in the NITL pic above, he's got to be 215-230 pounds. I'm guessing at his height 5'8 - 5'10 and his age he needs to be at least between 160-175 pounds to not look like the stay puft marshmellow man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sick Boy 19,037 Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 1 hour ago, creed said: This is so dumb, that its genius. Congrats. Still laughing about Braskys rumor that Axl lost a lot of weight and looks even sporty now. In which discipline? Sumo Wrestling? Hot-dog eating contestant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Haters Gonna Hate 1,151 Posted July 19, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 Axl is going to look like Vince Neil once they start touring again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 8,390 Posted July 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 Axl is so fat, every time he crosses his legs, he creates another ass crack. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 3,645 Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 4 hours ago, creed said: This is so dumb, that its genius. Congrats. Still laughing about Braskys rumor that Axl lost a lot of weight and looks even sporty now. In which discipline? Sumo Wrestling? Offensive linemen in football are pretty fat, And there are some fat guys in baseball (Pablo Sandoval), so yeah... he's "sporty" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Gordon Comstock 2,178 Posted July 21, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 When you recognize a photographer but you can't stop the show and kick him out, so you internally fatrage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Pappa FAT 8,390 Posted July 21, 2020 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 Axl is so fat that ducks throw bread at him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post creed 2,961 Posted July 21, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 Axl is so fat, that he runs permanently backstage during the Slash solos to inhale some fresh pork and beef. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 3,645 Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 18 hours ago, Pappa FAT said: Axl is so fat that ducks throw bread at him Laughed out loud at this one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
creed 2,961 Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 Axl is so fat that Beta is his amores, Beta is his wife. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post RedHook 7,375 Posted July 22, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 Axl is so Fat he has to special order all his clothes, they call it Size A-XL and Big and Tall stores want to introduce it as their new fattest size. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Pappa FAT 8,390 Posted July 22, 2020 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 Axl is so fat that he takes diet advice from MSL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 8,390 Posted July 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 22 minutes ago, RedHook said: Axl is so Fat he has to special order all his clothes, they call it Size A-XL and Big and Tall stores want to introduce it as their new largest size. Fucking gold 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gordon Comstock 2,178 Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 57 minutes ago, RedHook said: Big and Tall stores want to introduce it as their new largest size. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Pappa FAT 8,390 Posted July 22, 2020 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 Axl rose is that fat that when he goes for a swim in the Pacific Ocean, the Queen’s commonwealth becomes smaller because islands go under water Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post RedHook 7,375 Posted July 22, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 Axl is so Fat he owns a feed bag he wears around the house. Asad fills it when it gets low. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Pappa FAT 8,390 Posted July 22, 2020 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 Axl rose is so fat that every time he walks past a bakery, they immediately stop baking because they can see the town has enough rolls. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Pappa FAT 8,390 Posted July 22, 2020 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 Axl is so fat, girls have to push their pussy against his nose to feel any sense of penetration cause his cock is covered by miles of fat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Faxl Rows 1,345 Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 Axl is so fat, he was in each of the CD recording studios simultaneously, and not one after the other as many believe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 8,390 Posted July 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Axl rose is so fat that when they want to estimate how old fossils are from the jurrasic period, they measure his weight to get the same large number. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Pappa FAT 8,390 Posted July 23, 2020 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Axl rose is so fat that when he Lines up to go into to Disneyland, They lose business because everyone is entertained by the fat spectacle outside. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 8,390 Posted July 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Axl rose is so fat that when a girl says “I want to taste your meat” he gets angry and slaps them down because he thinks they want a bite of his steak. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Pappa FAT 8,390 Posted July 23, 2020 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Axl rose is so fat than when his mother gave birth, Doctors didn’t perform a c section, they had to perform a cross section on the mother from head to toe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Budd Dwyer 6,220 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 23 minutes ago, Pappa FAT said: Axl rose is so fat than when his mother gave birth, Doctors didn’t perform a c section, they had to perform a cross section on the mother from head to toe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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