The “Axl is so fat...” thread

[Frank Drebin 2,415]

 

 

Axl & Slash both need to working out at there ages if they don't wanna add an extra chin or three & a spare tire. 

 

I'm already cringing at Axl sitting at home during the Quarantine while Beta is loading his plates with high fat, fried foods with low protein & hardly any vegetables. He's going to look like Meat Loaf by the time they play live again. 

[Frank Drebin 2,415]

 

Axl is heading for a disaster health wise if he doesn't buck up and cut out eating crap by not taking care of himself. He's a grown man and can do what he wants but look at the pictures, I'm gonna say he's 140+ pounds at the Roxy shows in 86? and in the NITL pic above, he's got to be 215-230 pounds. I'm guessing at his height 5'8 - 5'10 and his age he needs to be at least between 160-175 pounds to not look like the stay puft marshmellow man.

 

[Sick Boy 19,957]

1 hour ago, creed said:

This is so dumb, that its genius. Congrats.

 

Still laughing about Braskys rumor that Axl lost a lot of weight and looks even sporty now. In which discipline? Sumo Wrestling?

Hot-dog eating contestant

[Haters Gonna Hate 1,277]

Axl is going to look like Vince Neil once they start touring again

[Pappa FAT 8,691]

Axl is so fat, every time he crosses his legs, he creates another ass crack.

[MacDaddyRose 3,764]

4 hours ago, creed said:

This is so dumb, that its genius. Congrats.

 

Still laughing about Braskys rumor that Axl lost a lot of weight and looks even sporty now. In which discipline? Sumo Wrestling?

Offensive linemen in football are pretty fat, And there are some fat guys in baseball (Pablo Sandoval), so yeah... he's "sporty"

[Gordon Comstock 2,386]

When you recognize a photographer but you can't stop the show and kick him out, so you internally fatrage.

 

 

[Pappa FAT 8,691]

Axl is so fat that ducks throw bread at him

[creed 3,222]

Axl is so fat, that he runs permanently backstage during the Slash solos to inhale some fresh pork and beef.

[MacDaddyRose 3,764]

18 hours ago, Pappa FAT said:

Axl is so fat that ducks throw bread at him

Laughed out loud at this one

[creed 3,222]

Axl is so fat that Beta is his amores, Beta is his wife.

[RedHook 7,944]

 

Axl is so Fat he has to special order all his clothes, they call it Size A-XL and Big and Tall stores want to introduce it as their new fattest size.

[Pappa FAT 8,691]

Axl is so fat that he takes diet advice from MSL

[Pappa FAT 8,691]

22 minutes ago, RedHook said:

 

Axl is so Fat he has to special order all his clothes, they call it Size A-XL and Big and Tall stores want to introduce it as their new largest size.

Fucking gold 😂 

[Gordon Comstock 2,386]

57 minutes ago, RedHook said:

 

Big and Tall stores want to introduce it as their new largest size.

 

[Pappa FAT 8,691]

Axl rose is that fat that when he goes for a swim in the Pacific Ocean, the Queen’s commonwealth becomes smaller because islands go under water 

[RedHook 7,944]

 

Axl is so Fat he owns a feed bag he wears around the house. Asad fills it when it gets low.

[Pappa FAT 8,691]

Axl rose is so fat that every time he walks past a bakery, they immediately stop baking because they can see the town has enough rolls.

[Pappa FAT 8,691]

Axl is so fat, girls have to push their pussy against his nose to feel any sense of penetration cause his cock is covered by miles of fat

[Faxl Rows 1,407]

Axl is so fat, he was in each of the CD recording studios simultaneously, and not one after the other as many believe 

[Pappa FAT 8,691]

Axl rose is so fat that when they want to estimate how old fossils are from the jurrasic period, they measure his weight to get the same large number.

[Pappa FAT 8,691]

Axl rose is so fat that when he Lines up to go into to Disneyland, They lose business because everyone is entertained by the fat spectacle outside.

[Pappa FAT 8,691]

Axl rose is so fat that when a girl says “I want to taste your meat” he gets angry and slaps them down because he thinks they want a bite of his steak.

[Pappa FAT 8,691]

Axl rose is so fat than when his mother gave birth, Doctors didn’t perform a c section, they had to perform a cross section on the mother from head to toe.

[Budd Dwyer 6,262]

23 minutes ago, Pappa FAT said:

Axl rose is so fat than when his mother gave birth, Doctors didn’t perform a c section, they had to perform a cross section on the mother from head to toe.