GNS 4,163 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat I tried making this text bigger but the forum software said that this thread is big enough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wasted 3,315 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat when he wore a yellow raincoat people yelled Taxi! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Strangelove 8,981 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat, he survived the coronavirus by eating it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 2,170 Report post Posted March 4 (edited) Axl is so Fat when he had on yellow raincoat people called taxi Edited March 4 by RedHook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 1,891 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat his bandanna doubles as a tarp for Dodger stadium Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 1,891 Report post Posted March 4 33 minutes ago, RedHook said: Axl is so Fat when he had on yellow raincoat people called taxi He looked like a fat paddington bear Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 1,891 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat, Chinese Democracy isn't even the name of his latest album, the letters D-E-M-O-C-R-A-C-Y just correspond with what he was ordering on the Chinese food menu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 2,170 Report post Posted March 4 (edited) Axl is so Fat he was wearing a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter landed on his back Edited March 4 by RedHook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 1,891 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat they had to do another stadium tour, because those are the only venues he fits in Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsh Borski 2,379 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat, he has to put his belt on with a boomerang Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EstrangedTWAT 5,827 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat he gets winded walking up a flight of stairs. Axl is so fat that his clothes from a year ago don't fit anymore. Axl is so fat that he sweats profusely on hot days. I'm......not good at this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wasted 3,315 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat last week he weighed himself and the scales read “To be continued” wasted is so fat he makes Axl look like an anorexic. wasted wears a shirt that says I beat anorexia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GNS 4,163 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat that while his fucking some bitch his stomach is already meeting their newborn child 9 months into the future. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
default_ 444 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat that will be used by Trump as a new kind of biological weapon. They’ll drop him from an airplane on its target country and it’ll be instantly destroyed with a huge earthquake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maynard 5,593 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat he weighs more than the entire Georgia gypsy population Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brasky 10,410 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is sooooo fat. His BMI and age are the same number. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deelowbrown 1,220 Report post Posted March 4 Axl's so fat he went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken, they asked him what size and he said the one on the roof Axl's so fat he sued xbox 360 for guessing his weight Axl's so fat his polo shirts have real horses on them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GNS 4,163 Report post Posted March 4 Axls so fat that when he went to Brazil, they stuck a flag on him and declared the discovery of New land. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maynard 5,593 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat he needs a map to find his own asshole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 1,891 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat, he uses slash's tophat as a cereal bowl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 1,891 Report post Posted March 4 Axl is so fat, he once ate Melissa's hair thinking it was cotton candy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 2,170 Report post Posted March 4 Axl Rose is so Fat that nobody else is allowed on his Tour Bus because it would put it over the legal maximum weight limit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wasted 3,315 Report post Posted March 4 1 hour ago, MacDaddyRose said: Axl is so fat, he uses slash's tophat as a cereal bowl I use my ex’s sports bra, great minds think alike. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deelowbrown 1,220 Report post Posted March 4 Axl's so fat that when he wears an orange jumpsuit and walks up the hill, people think the sun is rising Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
