Pappa FAT 8,289 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat I tried making this text bigger but the forum software said that this thread is big enough. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post wasted 6,203 Posted March 4, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat when he wore a yellow raincoat people yelled Taxi! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post bacardimayne 21,840 Posted March 4, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat, he survived the coronavirus by eating it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedHook 7,035 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so Fat when he had on a yellow raincoat people were yelling taxi as he walked by. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post MacDaddyRose 3,462 Posted March 4, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat his bandanna doubles as a tarp for Dodger stadium Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 3,462 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 33 minutes ago, RedHook said: Axl is so Fat when he had on yellow raincoat people called taxi He looked like a fat paddington bear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 3,462 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat, Chinese Democracy isn't even the name of his latest album, the letters D-E-M-O-C-R-A-C-Y just correspond with what he was ordering on the Chinese food menu Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post RedHook 7,035 Posted March 4, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so Fat that he was wearing a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter landed on his back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post MacDaddyRose 3,462 Posted March 4, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat they had to do another stadium tour, because those are the only venues he fits in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Salsh Borski 2,999 Posted March 4, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat, he has to put his belt on with a boomerang Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post EstrangedTWAT 10,527 Posted March 4, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat he gets winded walking up a flight of stairs. Axl is so fat that his clothes from a year ago don't fit anymore. Axl is so fat that he sweats profusely on hot days. I'm......not good at this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wasted 6,203 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat last week he weighed himself and the scales read “To be continued” wasted is so fat he makes Axl look like an anorexic. wasted wears a shirt that says I beat anorexia Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 8,289 Posted March 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat that while his fucking some bitch his stomach is already meeting their newborn child 9 months into the future. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
default_ 477 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat that will be used by Trump as a new kind of biological weapon. They’ll drop him from an airplane on its target country and it’ll be instantly destroyed with a huge earthquake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maynard 6,765 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat he weighs more than the entire Georgia gypsy population Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill brasky 15,033 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is sooooo fat. His BMI and age are the same number. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post deelowbrown 2,108 Posted March 4, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl's so fat he went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken, they asked him what size and he said the one on the roof Axl's so fat he sued xbox 360 for guessing his weight Axl's so fat his polo shirts have real horses on them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 8,289 Posted March 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axls so fat that when he went to Brazil, they stuck a flag on him and declared the discovery of New land. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maynard 6,765 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat he needs a map to find his own asshole Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 3,462 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat, he uses slash's tophat as a cereal bowl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post MacDaddyRose 3,462 Posted March 4, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl is so fat, he once ate Melissa's hair thinking it was cotton candy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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RedHook 7,035 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl Rose is so Fat that nobody else is allowed on his Tour Bus because it would put it over the legal maximum weight limit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wasted 6,203 Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 1 hour ago, MacDaddyRose said: Axl is so fat, he uses slash's tophat as a cereal bowl I use my ex’s sports bra, great minds think alike. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post deelowbrown 2,108 Posted March 4, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Axl's so fat that when he wears an orange jumpsuit and walks up the hill, people think the sun is rising Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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