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 Axl is so Fat when he had on yellow raincoat people called taxi 

 

 

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33 minutes ago, RedHook said:

 

 Axl is so Fat when he had on yellow   raincoat people called taxi 

 

 

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He looked like a fat paddington bear

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Axl is so fat, Chinese Democracy isn't even the name of his latest album, the letters D-E-M-O-C-R-A-C-Y just correspond with what he was ordering on the Chinese food menu 

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Axl is so fat last week he weighed himself and the scales read “To be continued”

 

wasted is so fat he makes Axl look like an anorexic. 

 

wasted wears a shirt that says I beat anorexia

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Axl is so fat that while his fucking some bitch his stomach is already meeting their newborn child 9 months into the future.

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Axl is so fat that will be used by Trump as a new kind of biological weapon. They’ll drop him from an airplane on its target country and it’ll be instantly destroyed with a huge earthquake.

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Axl Rose is so Fat that nobody else is allowed on his Tour Bus because it would put it over the legal maximum weight limit

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1 hour ago, MacDaddyRose said:

Axl is so fat, he uses slash's tophat as a cereal bowl

I use my ex’s sports bra, great minds think alike. 

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