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Since Axl refuses to release new music: would GNR fans buy bags of his Fat?

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If Axl had some liposuction done to remove some his Fat. Could he put small amounts in little bags with the GNR logo and sell it to the fans?

 

- Would the fans buy these bags of Axl Rose Fat.

 

- How much should it cost.

 

- Can the Toy Trucks be filled with Fat at an increased cost to the fans.

 

The possibilities are endless, this could put GNR on the next level financially. But how much would Axl have to eat daily to keep up with the demand.

 

 

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Instead of fighting it, Axl could share his Fat with the world.

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The amount of fat removed via liposuction may be able to fuel his private jet for the upcoming tour

 

Therefore, Axl > Greta Cuntberg > climate change

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They’d make a shitload by turning his fat into soap or cooking oil. I’d buy the oil as it would already be burger flavoured.

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On 2/12/2020 at 5:42 PM, Facekicker said:

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This would be a top seller,

TB really need to jump on this financial opportunity of a lifetime. 

There is gold in those Fat roles!

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35 minutes ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

99.1% purity

the fattest fat around

 

Fuck new music. 

I actually want a bag of Fataxl's Fat.

 

It would never get old, I would fry all my food in Axl Fat.

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8 hours ago, Salsh Borski said:

We better be careful incase the word fat is trademarked by Alex Ross and Guts N’ Rosses... they’ll sue us.

 

Better yet we should trademark Fataxl now before he gets to it.

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