Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Salsh Borski

The Shitting Thread.

Recommended Posts

I am often baffled at how my shits can range from dry, non-residue leaving salami lengths, right through to clay like swamp deposits.  

 

The one I’m having as I type is option B

 

I’ll update at the next movement.

 

@sixes  I feel you’ll be the shit describing equivalent of a wine expert.

Edited by Salsh Borski

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 minutes ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

I always have soft, sticky shit that refuses to slide outta my colon.

 

I haven't had a decent hard shit since the 80s.

An apple a day...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

I always have soft, sticky shit that refuses to slide outta my colon.

 

I haven't had a decent hard shit since the 80s.

 

dude, salami...that's all i'll say

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

For dinner, I had 1 pound of spinach and 1 pound of broccoli. The shit that awaits me in the morning will be glorious

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, sixes said:

For dinner, I had 1 pound of spinach and 1 pound of broccoli. The shit that awaits me in the morning will be glorious

Enjoy it, Greta.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, Salsh Borski said:

 Greta.

She has a face that looks like she's always squeezing out logs

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This is the unofficial @uruguns thread. Except shit is more respectable than him.

 

I had to flush twice this morning. That uruguns-looking crap didn't want to go down.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Having lot's of green vegetables at the moment which makes passing a stool a glorious time! Some genuine great curlers what I call a U-Bend Special, sometimes actual short tree trunks or sometimes a flock of sparrows. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

When the Borski’s spent Christmas 2018 in Morocco, the post prune packed tagine shits were glorious.... especially when the toilet facilities in some places were the old squat holes.  It was like getting spray tans on my calfs.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Spinach/broccoli omelette for breakfast. Tuna for lunch. 

The absolute stench of my next shit will be inspiring.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...