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Guns n Roses to play Super Bowl?.. sorta

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Are they playing the Super Bowl?

Yes.

Is it the half time show? 

No.

This is both good and bad.

Bad because of Fernando’s ineptness at doing anything properly

Good because the world won’t get to see a fat Axl and Slash, with Axl singing in full Mickey and millions upon millions of people wondering how Slash’s hat stays on his head 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, RedHook said:

Guns are not playing at halftime, the game is on Feb 2.

GNR are playing something called the Super Bowl Music Fest 😄 on Jan 31at with Maroon 5 and DJ Khaled 

:Rofl-lol:

 

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1 minute ago, Donald Trump said:

Fernando should book them a tour playing private parties for South American drug dealers. 

Slash went from playing at Ribfest to literally being overdone fat brown pork 

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18 minutes ago, magisme said:

Whose ribs would be tastier, Axl's or Slash's?

I think it all comes down to personal preference. Would you like ribs aged in Marlboro reds and heroin or ribs aged in Grey Goose vodka and Peruvian cocaine? One you can find at McDonald's and the other can be found at Applebee's. 

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52 minutes ago, John Bonham said:

Get the money 

GNR fan A: Right on! GNF'NR are playing the F'N Super Bowl!

GNR fan B: LOL. It's not the real Super Bowl.

GNR fan A: It says Super Bowl on the ticket.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Donald Trump said:

I think it all comes down to personal preference. Would you like ribs aged in Marlboro reds and heroin or ribs aged in Grey Goose vodka and Peruvian cocaine? One you can find at McDonald's and the other can be found at Applebee's. 

Axl's ribs sound way better.

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You might catch Hep C if you eat Slash's ribs. At worst, Axl's ribs will leave you with heartburn due to being dipped in an excessive amount of barbecue sauce.

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Boys, I have devised a plan to intervene and stop this ongoing shit show "reunion".... It will require roughly 8 of us to get together before a show though, and there will need to be a McDonald's on the way to the venue.

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2 hours ago, deelowbrown said:

Boys, I have devised a plan to intervene and stop this ongoing shit show "reunion".... It will require roughly 8 of us to get together before a show though, and there will need to be a McDonald's on the way to the venue.

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