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Cases where you realized you were a fucking hispter

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Give an example from your own life when you had a brief moment of self-awareness and realized with disgust, "Oh god, I AM a fucking hipster."

 

Here's mine:  I watch Serge Gainsbourg videos on youtube.

 

 

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Beard, glasses and mohawk-esque haircut. But I've been doing this even before hipsters existed. It's the only haircut that fits my weirdly shaped head. This probably makes me a hipster hipster.

 

I almost spelled it "gypster".

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5 minutes ago, maynard said:

Beard, glasses and mohawk-esque haircut. But I've been doing this even before hipsters existed. It's the only haircut that fits my weirdly shaped head. This probably makes me a hipster hipster.

 

I almost spelled it "gypster".

So the profile pic is before you started growing the beard out?

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1 hour ago, magisme said:

Some of the kids say I'm a hipster. Those kids go on my enemies list.

Oh I'm a hipster? Be a real shame if you got a 16% on this next big test. PENMANSHIP COUNTS, BRYDEN!!

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After I moved to Sydney I got a lot fussier about coffee. Get miffed now when I ask for a flat white and someone gives me a latte or cappuccino instead. Had my standards raised for food and drink overall after living there for almost two years, the food scene there was great.

 

Then I move to Guadalajara and they serve shit like this :P

 

 

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1 hour ago, hotdogman said:

Omg I saw that on Reddit and didn't realize it was you

 

 

Hot dog sushi is the most authentic sushi

I posted another one to that subreddit a few weeks later:

 

 

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Only if you eat it "ironically" while making sure everyone around you know how much you hate it and are only doing it cause it's "hilarious."

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3 hours ago, Salsh Borski said:

Is salami hip?

 

keto cunts have tried to ruin salami for the non-keto cunts

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On 10/19/2019 at 5:45 PM, MIA said:

Closest I ever came to hipster status is 2007-08 when I was going to multiple M.I.A. shows and artists affiliated with her like Santigold, Amanda Blank, and Rye Rye.

 

I did not fit in with this scene at all. I looked like a biker from the 1970s transported into these clubs loaded with fags and hipsters.

 

I was also always the oldest person in the crowd regardless of venue size.

 

A really bizarre time in my life....massive unprecedented drug use combined with a midlife crisis led me down that road.

I listented to MIA a lot during that period as well. Wonder what she's been up to? :lol:

 

Her two first albums are pretty cool.

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1 hour ago, maynard said:

I listented to MIA a lot during that period as well. Wonder what she's been up to? :lol:

 

Her two first albums are pretty cool.

Her second album Kala is one of the greatest albums ever made.

 

She started to lose the plot during the recording of her third album MAYA....and jumped the shark during the promotion of it.

 

She got into a public spat with producer Diplo and he admitted that her persona was just an act.

 

I checked out after that although I did give the next album a listen.

 

It was garbage.

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Her last amazing song. 

 

Hard to believe it's been 9 YEARS since this was released.

 

 

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