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Copy / paste the bullet points below and add a 1 sentence objective view on the following tracks.

  • State of grace =
  • Dac maddy =
  • Atlas Shrugged =
  • Perhaps =
  • Hard School =

 

I dont include instrumentals or any of the tommys songs in the above cause hes not gnr and hes a cunt.

 

 

will post mine in a bit

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2 minutes ago, GNS said:

 

Copy / paste the bullet points below and add a 1 sentence objective view on the following tracks.

  • State of grace =
  • Dac maddy =
  • Atlas Shrugged =
  • Perhaps =
  • Hard School =

 

I dont include instrumentals or any of the tommys songs in the above cause hes not gnr and hes a cunt.

 

 

will post mine in a bit

going down is mellow and quick at the end with nice vocals

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13 minutes ago, GNS said:

 

Copy / paste the bullet points below and add a 1 sentence objective view on the following tracks.

  • State of grace =
  • Dac maddy =
  • Atlas Shrugged =
  • Perhaps =
  • Hard School =

 

I dont include instrumentals or any of the tommys songs in the above cause hes not gnr and hes a cunt.

 

 

will post mine in a bit

it is as if you are giving us a homework task to describe there songs why?

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  • State of grace = piss poor, fat Trent Reznor impersonation. 
  • Dac maddy = one of the 52 times I've been embarrassed to be a guns fan.
  • Atlas Shrugged = disappointing; touted as a "big gun," and is a mediocre gun. 
  • Perhaps = probably my favorite of the bunch, as fatty stays in his vocal range and doesn't sound like herbert the pervert 
  • Hard School = a welcome change of pace from ballads and "epics."
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Perhaps I was wrong

when i thought when the vault opens

the Atlas will Shrugg

 

Oooheeeyaaah

 

But I wanna know how it feels
What it is to be MacDaddy

The hardschooled choice that you made
Is not a road that I would take

 

Oooheeeyaaah

 

Oh my Fatty can it be
I'm falling from your grace with me now
Oh more than ever
I still remember

THE TIMES YOU GAVE A SHIT.
 

*Dolphin sounds*

 

*Buckethead cut and pasted solo*

 

*Drums 1.5 dB up*

 

Oooheeeyaaah

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4 minutes ago, John Bonham said:

Good call guys.

This kid even sent me multiple PMs last night begging me to let everyone know he wasn't pro towel waver.

I got up this morning and checked—same email address, same real name, same city, same i.p. address. LOL

It was pretty obvious he was the same guy. He must be a sad little person to get banned and get back pretending nothing happened. So cuck. Just like a Guns n Roses member. Guns n roses and pro towel deserve each other. 

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6 hours ago, GNS said:

 

Copy / paste the bullet points below and add a 1 sentence objective view on the following tracks.

  • State of grace =
  • Dac maddy =
  • Atlas Shrugged =
  • Perhaps =
  • Hard School =

 

I dont include instrumentals or any of the tommys songs in the above cause hes not gnr and hes a cunt.

 

 

will post mine in a bit

 

State of Grace = cool as fuck, experimental but classic

Pro towel waver anthem=lame just like pro towel faggot

Fatlas=not as good as I hoped but better than I expected

Perhaps= best of the bunch

Hard School= awesome, should of been on album

 

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  • State of grace = Objectively the best song of the bunch, a welcome addition to the catalogue.
  • Dac maddy = Should be an intermission song, like skits on a 90's rap album.
  • Atlas Shrugged = 50% best leak, 50% cutting room floor material
  • Perhaps = Perhaps this song should have stayed in the shadows
  • Hard School = Unsigned 1983 hair band called, they want their demo back.
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5 hours ago, MacDaddyRose said:
  • State of grace = piss poor, fat Trent Reznor impersonation. 
  • Dac maddy = one of the 52 times I've been embarrassed to be a guns fan.
  • Atlas Shrugged = disappointing; touted as a "big gun," and is a mediocre gun. 
  • Perhaps = probably my favorite of the bunch, as fatty stays in his vocal range and doesn't sound like herbert the pervert 
  • Hard School = a welcome change of pace from ballads and "epics."

Agreed 100%

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State of grace = Axl sounds delirious

Dac maddy = irritatingly catchy and oddly fascinating noise, like a corpse unexpectly farting a tune 

Atlas Shrugged = enjoyably upbeat compared to a lot of CD whinge minge but feels like it needs sprawling instrumental breaks to widen its scope

Perhaps = hEeaYyyeeee-infested alrightiguess

Hard School = some BALLS at last, doomed to never, ever have a decent live outing if they actually play it

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