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Not that stupid indians jones hat again, someone needs to throw that thing out the window tour bus, like they should have done with his bike shorts on the UYI tour

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7 hours ago, Skeeter said:

What an interesting ride this must be for Slash and Duff.

 

Thirty years ago, they had to swallow their pride and integrity and let Axl have free reign and act like the asshole he was. Not starting shows for three hours after start time, not showing up for shows, acting like a total prick.....Slash/Duff had a choice. Stay with the asshole and make millions of dollars, as Axl really was the "it factor" back then that helped separate GnR from other rock bands. Or leave and go form their own band, with some generic singer, and not achieve 1/10th the success or financial success that Axl allowed them to have.

 

Fast forward to today. Slash/Duff are once again swallowing their pride and integrity for the almighty dollar. But this time it's the exact opposite reason as to why they have to "accept" Axl. Now they have to watch an out of shape singer, who gives no fucks about his fans, who can barely catch his breath during 90% of the songs. A singer who can't sing the classic songs without sounding like he's about to die.  But Slash/Duff have to look at each other, shake their head, take a deep sigh......but realize that Loaded draws 100 people a night, The Conspirators draw 2,500 a night, and GnR with this version of Axl is still going to draw 50,000 a night and earn the guys fat cash.  Duff can make $1,000 a night with Loaded or $250,000 a night with GnR.

 

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It's like marrying your high school sweetheart even though she was a total cunt of a person. But you married her because she was hands down the hottest girl you'd ever seen. Beautiful with a perfect body and was a nymphomaniac....but a horrible personality.   Thirty years later, you go back and remarry that girl. But now she is fat, lost her looks and is still a bit of a cunt, but not as bad as before. So why remarry her? Because she won the lotto and is now worth 250 million dollars and you need to set up your retirement.

This man. All fucking this. Made my side hurt from laughing 

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5 minutes ago, Dr. Brownstone said:

The fags at mygina who say Axl's weight isn't an issue will change their tune when the ginger goes into cardiac arrest on stage at one of these shows.

 

 

Fuck myVagina’s people!

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