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3 hours ago, GeraldineBailey said:

Took my orders carefully 

Grill me big greasy tasty steak

You can bring me another plate of fries,baybeh

But I haven’t seen my dick for years

 

Now I’m so fat

Gonna eat some meat

Beta mommy that I fucked say it is all alright 

So I’m not the only one

 

My dick is hiding

Always hiding behind the

Layers of my fat

Layers of my fat oh no

 

Take my orders quickly 

And I will eat someone else’s breakfast 

Food was laying on the table

So I ate it with no regrets

 

Gordita and buritto

Aren’t so hot

So I brought my sauce 

To make them spicy and hot

 

And my dick is hiding

Always hiding behind the

Layers of my fat

Layers of my fat oh no

What is the original song? lol

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don't try

 

if we could eat tomorrow

what would you plan

my food's not up for borrowing

ask all your friends

times that you took my fries

theyre back in my head

knowing that you were washing

my food off your haaaaaaaands

 

don't you tryyyyyyy tonight

i'm still eating baby

and you won't geeeeet a bite

don't you tryyyyyyyy tonight

to touch any of my food now baby

and dont you tryyyyyy tonight

 

i know the food you wanted
was not in your hands

with all the dishes i ordered

it's driving you mad

times i was eating by you

how did you feel

knowing my food's beside you

and all of it's reaaaaaaaaaal

 

and don't you tryyyyyyy tonight

cuz you won't geeeeeeeeeeeet a biiiiiiiiiiiiite

don't you tryyyyyyy tonight

to touch any of my food now baby

and dont you tryyyy toniiiiiight

 

i thought i could eat in your world

but you kept taking my fries

with all the food i've ordered

i'm getting so wide

and when you're in need of some food my gut will deny you

still i remain so hungry with no food left to plow through baby

 

and don't you tryyyyyyyyyyy toniiiiiight

cuz you won't geeeeeeeeeeeeeet a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

don't you tryyyyyy toniiiiight to touch any of my food now baby

and don't you tryyyyyyy

don't you ever try-y-yyyyyy -yyyyyyyyy-

don't you tryyyyy tonight

baby maybe sommmmeday

don't you tryyyyyy

don't you ever tryyyyyyyy----y-------y-------y---------yyyyyyyyyyy-

don't you tryyyyyy

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Sometimes you die when you drink and drive. Everything but a telephone pole in your site. Skip the Dishes and hit the bullseye burger every night. The google assistant makes it so easy. Always knows what to order from Fat Burger to feed me. 30 minutes or less would please me. 

 

I wanna watch you feed! 

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6 minutes ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

Oh shit.  When was that?

 

I feel bad for him.  Not only is that embarrassing, but at his size and age, he can really hurt himself.

It was at last show, during KOHD

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I feel bad. This is a bullying thread. Needs to end now.

 

Axl is a human being. He has his faults, but so do we all.

 

He has brought a lot of joy to all of us at some point in our lives, and I think we would all do well to remember this from time-to-time.

 

Sorry, Axl. 

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Flabagascar

 

Oh, I won't be thin anymore

So I'll still get stuck in the door

*Urrrp* and left my phone down on the floor 

Now I can't order my own weight in food, anymore 

 

Oh, aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhh

Aahah AHHHHHHRRRGGGGHHHH ooohhh aaargh

AhahahahshahhzhhahzhahahahaHH

Ah-ahhhhhhhh

Oh, ahh

*plop, splash*

 

Forgive them that tell me I'm fat

Bless them that they might grow shit 

Ohh, and ring the curry House, you know

They're oooooppppen tilllll late

 

For the many meals 

What seemed like, a gastric band

I heated and ate the meals you used to cook for meee

Oh, I found the sauce, why'd it have to be

Out of date, and sooo mouldy 

 

Shiiiiiit 

 

IF I EVA HAVE THIS POO

IT'LL TAKE STRENGTH TO DOOOOO

OHHHH, PULL THE GODDAMN CHAIN 

WE'LL FLUSH TOGEEEETHERRRR

 

Realised someone already did Maddy but this was fun anyway. Alt lyrics for the Fat Sounds album. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Barry said:

I feel bad. This is a bullying thread. Needs to end now.

 

Axl is a human being. He has his faults, but so do we all.

 

He has brought a lot of joy to all of us at some point in our lives, and I think we would all do well to remember this from time-to-time.

 

Sorry, Axl. 

 

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