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8 hours ago, Bobbo said:

There was a pie and fat horse fuckin slayed me. “I could pooo anytthinngg right noooowwwwwww” is stuck in my head. My god 🤣🤣

Having had nothing really to offer previously the reactions to these have been great 😁

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2 minutes ago, hotdogman said:

Look here motherfuckers at this dog that should be chowed
Right down my gullet, it's just what I deserve
Screaming mashed up critters, you know that's what you'll be
Pussy full of hot dogs, isn't that absurd

What can I do? With a wiener like you
All I have I chew of you
I'll be dammed
If it's not true
Every taste of you
A sausage like you

Little tiny sausage being cooked up at the bar
Fucking little schemer, clogging up my heart
Syphilitic hot dog baby I know who you are
Parasitic fat pumping cholesterol to your heart


But what can I do? With a wiener like you
You know that it's true
All I have I chew of you
I'll be dammed
If it's not true
Every taste
Wiener like you 

Loved this one!

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Jesus, this shit is brutal!!

 

Imagine if he actually read all this.   I think he might cry.

 

 

 

And then stuff himself silly to eat away his emotional pain.

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i weighed in at two-seventy

i used to weigh round one-ninety

and i don't worry about exercise no because eating takes up too much time

 

second dinner starts around seven

i eat something else by nine

eating again at eleven, sipping a drink and feeling fine

 

cuz i used to eat a little but a little wouldn't do it so the little got more and more

i just kept trying to get a little fatter said a little fatter than before

i used to eat a little but a little wouldn't do it so the little got more and more

i just kept trying to get a little fatter said a little fatter than before

 

i've been eating the

filet mignons

by the dooooozen

doc won't leave me alooooooooooooone

no no no

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9 minutes ago, magisme said:

in this fridge

That's much too stark

This line is fucking poetry.   Brilliant use of the word "stark."

 

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