Popular Post Repo Man 277 Posted September 23, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 Fucking fatcon lmfao...I love this place!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 3,645 Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 I feared fatcon 1 last night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Litti 140 Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 3 hours ago, MacDaddyRose said: I feared fatcon 1 last night Nicely averted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post uruguns 931 Posted September 23, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 fatcon one oil on canvas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post EstrangedTWAT 10,787 Posted September 23, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 Patrons at art museum: “I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.” “I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post EstrangedTWAT 10,787 Posted September 23, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 "His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit.” “He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.” “He transcends time and space.” “He sickens me.” “I love it.” “Me too.” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post uruguns 931 Posted September 23, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 FATCON 1 Spoiler Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post bacardimayne 23,353 Posted September 23, 2019 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, uruguns said: FATCON 1 Hide contents photo taken at the exact moment axl presented slash and duff with the contract ultimatum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post MacDaddyRose 3,645 Posted September 23, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 Slash and Duff have no self respect for putting up with this. With Fortus, Frank and Melissa, I get it. It doesn't get any bigger than being a member of "Guns N' Roses." To them, this is like a make a wish kid signing a one day contract with their favorite sports team; only the one day contract in some of these instances have lasted over a decade. Dizzy is just a benign lump on Axl's nutsack. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 8,390 Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Dr. Strangelove said: photo taken at the exact moment axl presented slash and duff with the contract ultimatum surely we have tobe close to fatcon 1 now with these leaks and pimple / taco bell jokes... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 3,645 Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 He looks like the quaker oats guy now. It's pretty depressing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bran 13,784 Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 For fatcon we need that Bush color warning system used after 9/11. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Popular Post MacDaddyRose 3,645 Posted September 27, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 http://ibb.co/4mGn4tG Best I could do on my phone. My photoshop skills mirror axl's vocal skills. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
underdog 322 Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 12 minutes ago, MacDaddyRose said: http://ibb.co/4mGn4tG Best I could do on my phone. My photoshop skills mirror axl's vocal skills. That bottom green pic axl really looks like a lesbian.. Maybe axl is transitioning into a tranny like bruce jenner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MacDaddyRose 3,645 Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 1 minute ago, underdog said: That bottom green pic axl really looks like a lesbian.. Maybe axl is transitioning into a tranny like bruce jenner The fat guy mustache really helped him not look like a fat kathy griffin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post bacardimayne 23,353 Posted November 4, 2019 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 FATCON 1 - 266 AD Roman nobility attempts to quell the infamous Colosseum riots after the Guns N' Roses concert abruptly ends without a Hard School debut. Photo believed to be taken by Del James Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uruguns 931 Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 Will Lollapalooza break the curse? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post bacardimayne 23,353 Posted November 4, 2019 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 FATCON 1 - c. 2200 BC A hungry Axl Rose leads the members of Guns N' Roses on a buffalo hunt, delaying the Stonehenge concert by over 3 hours and causing countless casualties. Promoters would never forgive the band for this incident, leading to a venue boycott on Guns N' Roses that stands to this day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uruguns 931 Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 On a day like today, in 1564, one of the most tedious FATCONs 5 took place as Knockin' On Heaven's Door got played over and over by some shitty tribute band. No signs of Axl since 1550. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bacardimayne 23,353 Posted November 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 August 26, 1972 - The Vietnamese FATCON 1 Hoax During the late stages of the Vietnam War, President Nixon has the CIA start a false rumor of an Atlas Shrugged debut at the Guns N' Roses concert in Hanoi, leading to massive riots and an escalation in the war that would eventually result in its conclusion. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post uruguns 931 Posted November 4, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." Merck Mercuriadis Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post bacardimayne 23,353 Posted November 4, 2019 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 FATCON 1 - April 14, 1865 While taking in a performance during the '64-65 North American tour (new songs were on the setlist, hence his attendance, but not played), President Abraham Lincoln is assassinated by a stagehand. His last words are reported to have been "State of Grace". The meaning of this utterance would remain a mystery for over 154 years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post uruguns 931 Posted November 4, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 33 AD - During the last supper of the tour, Elizabeth Lebeis warns Axl Rose of an imminent betrayal from Slash, unchaining an immediate FATCON 1 situation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bacardimayne 23,353 Posted November 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 oh my fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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