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2 minutes ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

Based on the GOOFCON system at /r/MMA, FATCON is an alert system I've come up with to describe the status of GNR and the community with a simple number.

 

FATCON 5 - Nothing going on. The tour is over and Axl hasn't been seen in at least a year. No news of any kind in sight. Default status during downtime.

 

FATCON 4 - Situation normal. GNR is touring. There may be faint stirrings of new songs circulating, but nothing concrete. Default status during a tour.

 

FATCON 3 - The tour is in full swing. Axl is sounding competent and they might even be playing some new UYI deep cuts. Leaks are said to be actively circulating in the GNR underworld.

Examples of recent FATCON 3s include the return of Duff in 2014, and the addition of Coma to the setlist in 2016.

 

FATCON 2 - Something has pissed Axl off and the tour is in jeopardy. Expect deleted tweets and lots of damage control in a FATCON 2 situation. Maybe even a walk-off in the middle of a show. Snippets of songs may be leaking at this stage.

Examples of historic FATCON 2s include Rock in Rio 2011, Dublin 2011, the initial Rick Dunsford hysteria, and the first 2016 show.

 

FATCON 1 (:fataxl:) - Mass hysteria. Axl has gone rogue. Cancelled the tour. Punched a reporter. Fired Slash. New album announcement. Full songs are leaking and websites are being shut down by copyright lawyers. Brazilians are flooding the GNFNR servers en masse.

Examples of historic FATCON 1s include the 1992 contract signing, the St. Louis riot, and the countdown for CD appearing on gunsnroses.com.

 

When do you guys think the next FATCON 1 will be?

Sep 13 announcement. Take us to fatcon 1 :fataxl:

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6 minutes ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

Based on the GOOFCON system at /r/MMA, FATCON is an alert system I've come up with to describe the status of GNR and the community with a simple number.

 

FATCON 5 - Nothing going on. The tour is over and Axl hasn't been seen in at least a year. No news of any kind in sight. Default status during downtime.

 

FATCON 4 - Situation normal. GNR is touring. There may be faint stirrings of new songs circulating, but nothing concrete. Default status during a tour.

 

FATCON 3 - The tour is in full swing. Axl is sounding competent and they might even be playing some new UYI deep cuts. Leaks are said to be actively circulating in the GNR underworld.

Examples of recent FATCON 3s include the return of Duff in 2014, and the addition of Coma to the setlist in 2016.

 

FATCON 2 - Something has pissed Axl off and the tour is in jeopardy. Expect deleted tweets and lots of damage control in a FATCON 2 situation. Maybe even a walk-off in the middle of a show. Snippets of songs may be leaking at this stage.

Examples of historic FATCON 2s include Rock in Rio 2011, Dublin 2011, the initial Rick Dunsford hysteria, and the first 2016 show.

 

FATCON 1 (:fataxl:) - Mass hysteria. Axl has gone rogue. Cancelled the tour. Punched a reporter. Fired Slash. New album announcement. Full songs are leaking and websites are being shut down by copyright lawyers. Brazilians are flooding the GNFNR servers en masse.

Examples of historic FATCON 1s include the 1992 contract signing, the St. Louis riot, and the countdown for CD appearing on gunsnroses.com.

 

When do you guys think the next FATCON 1 will be?

Prostitute 99 snipet has leaked 

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I guess we're at fatcon 5 but it's deceiving, as the latest days gave us a full leak and a series of snippets.

Alert should be fatcon 5 yellow or something

 

Edit: i meant fatcon 5

Edited by uruguns

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51 minutes ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

Based on the GOOFCON system at /r/MMA, FATCON is an alert system I've come up with to describe the status of GNR and the community with a simple number.

 

FATCON 5 - Nothing going on. The tour is over and Axl hasn't been seen in at least a year. No news of any kind in sight. Default status during downtime.

 

FATCON 4 - Situation normal. GNR is touring. There may be faint stirrings of new songs circulating, but nothing concrete. Default status during a tour.

 

FATCON 3 - The tour is in full swing. Axl is sounding competent and they might even be playing some new UYI deep cuts. Leaks are said to be actively circulating in the GNR underworld.

Examples of recent FATCON 3s include the return of Duff in 2014, and the addition of Coma to the setlist in 2016.

 

FATCON 2 - Something has pissed Axl off and the tour is in jeopardy. Expect deleted tweets and lots of damage control in a FATCON 2 situation. Maybe even a walk-off in the middle of a show. Snippets of songs may be leaking at this stage.

Examples of historic FATCON 2s include Rock in Rio 2011, Dublin 2011, the initial Rick Dunsford hysteria, and the first 2016 show.

 

FATCON 1 (:fataxl:) - Mass hysteria. Axl has gone rogue. Cancelled the tour. Punched a reporter. Fired Slash. New album announcement. Full songs are leaking and websites are being shut down by copyright lawyers. Brazilians are flooding the GNFNR servers en masse.

Examples of historic FATCON 1s include the 1992 contract signing, the St. Louis riot, and the countdown for CD appearing on gunsnroses.com.

 

When do you guys think the next FATCON 1 will be?

This is my absolute favorite.

Brilliant

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someone needs to take the original :fataxl: drawing and do the whole spiral distortion + red filter over it for a true FATCON 1 logo

 

Here's the GOOFCON 1 emergency logo for an idea of what I'm getting at

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First recorded 6 April 2018, when Max Holloway was declared medically unfit to fight Khabib Nurmagomedov, who he was fighting on six days notice despite being off injured, and despite being a 145lber, as he had stepped in to replace Tony Ferguson, who the MMA Gods had decreed cannot fight Khabib, during the week that Conor McGregor fought an unsactioned bout against a bus.

 

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30 minutes ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

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word travels throughout the lands

Kind of weird that we have stalking faggots that come here to steal shit but don't have the balls to post here themselves. Not that I want them to, because we already have too many morons that can't seem to find their way home, but still weird.

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1 hour ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

boi we won't hit fatcon 1 till the album drops

an unexpected full leak of THE GENERAL could be a fatcon 1 at least for a few hours

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