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Salsh Borski

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Some advice for Slick Rick...


If you want, I will send you a 6inch diameter Sicilian Special Salami (The famous 6inch triple S) so that you can perform some rectal stretches to prepare you for your spell in prison.  That way, your showers will be less uncomfortable.

Sincerely, Salsh.

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I am the third child of Albin and Irmelin Borski.  My father is Polish and my mother, who has passed now, was German.  They met on a cruise of the Baltic Sea waaaaaay back when.... they moved to the States and I was born and bred here.

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If you have the means, I suggest going to the Borski establishment itself rather than ordering online. 

If you go to the establishment, you get the absolute pleasure of Mrs Borski handling your salami

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11 minutes ago, magisme said:

I heard if you're a new customer they throw a salami at you as you walk through the door.

 

I can vouch for this

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8 hours ago, magisme said:

I heard if you're a new customer they throw a salami at you as you walk through the door.

Not only that but any attractive, busty, buxom wench is offered the chance to polish my salami personally, I show them the best way to get a good shine on my length of sausage before I slip it in their goody bag.

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