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What is more difficult: managing, training, or producing Axl Rose?

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What is more difficult: managing, training, or producing Axl Rose? We know he has gone through a lot of producers and managers. The only personal trainers we know of are the Gracies and Mickey Rourke's guy. 

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25 minutes ago, magisme said:

D) Feeding

It's so easy to handle Axl's appetite now with an app such as Skip the Dishes. 

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I’ve been managing GNR for years. You welcome. I don’t believe in training. I think producing is where I default to Mike Clink, you did it before right? Do whatever that was!

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Going to the gym is not rock n roll. Believe me nobody at the gym gives a fuck about my hangover. I think they feel sorry for me. But I see they respect that I turn up everyday after hitting McDonald’s hard for breakfast. I know they will eventually get wasted’s vibe. Determination combined with giving up and eventually victory defined by failure. 

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3 hours ago, wasted said:

Going to the gym is not rock n roll. Believe me nobody at the gym gives a fuck about my hangover. I think they feel sorry for me. But I see they respect that I turn up everyday after hitting McDonald’s hard for breakfast. I know they will eventually get wasted’s vibe. Determination combined with giving up and eventually victory defined by failure. 

Gym everyday is MUCH Rock N 'Roll, and not for everyone. I'm on this team. Look:

 

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Pic doesn’t load for me. I guess anything is rock n roll but I never think of Jimi or Jim in gym getting jacked. They got a bottle of jack or jim and tried not to fall down the stair master. 

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Good topic 

 

I'm going with producing Axl.

because he either doesn’t show up or doesn’t want to sing and when he does he thinks he needs to redo it again then he decides he doesn’t like the sound. So yeah producing.

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I’d say based on past and current evidence that managing him is the easiest.  All you need is a few useful phrases...

 

”yes sir, Mr Rose”

”Of course it isn’t your fault”

”yes they are out to get you”

”you don’t owe the fans anything”

”you sound great”

”you look fantastic”

”Richard is better for GnR than Izzy, that big greedy meanie!”

 

That keeps you in a job and creates what we have today....

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You could just sedate him with Salami in all cases. 

 

Would you like to release an album, Salami? 

 

It’s hard to say no to salami but you are also agreeing to releasing an album. 

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