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Star Wars - The Rise of Shit

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I watched American Psycho again tonight and was in tears laughing at it. 

 

No fucking way it would be made today. And not a hope in hell that the book would be published. 

 

Hollywood is a good microcosm of western society as a whole. In terms of output, it has become utterly vacuous (moreso than usual), ideology has won out over aesthetics and all the while their fucking hypocrisy is now unashamedly parading in your face. A house of cards on the one hand but also dangerous in the way that a cornered dog can turn vicious.

 

Burn it all down.   

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I think the movies are made to go after as wide of an audience as possible. Fans don't own it anymore. I don't think it's going back.

Edited by meatpuppet

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The fucking sjw cunts killed off Luke Skywalker.

 

Only thing that could save this is if Jar Jar Binks is reveled as the sixth master and smokes a Newport when he anally fuck Rey to death 💀 

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That sucks for them. You think they could pool them in other characters at other locations (just wearing a different suit, chaperoning?).

 

I think the Star Wars bump can keep going but eventually it could be considered lame. I doubt there will be a "final" movie although they'll try to hint at it with each installment.

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The Mandalorian - set shortly after ROTJ, created by Jon Favreau and George Lucas

Untitled Obi-Wan show - starring Ewan McGregor, set after ROTS

 

looking forward to these much more than the rise of shit

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

 

*heave*

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

btw the entire plot leaked and it's shit but full of fan service so the soy legion will love it and claim star wars is back

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On 8/16/2019 at 5:34 AM, Dr. Strangelove said:

The Mandalorian - set shortly after ROTJ, created by Jon Favreau and George Lucas

Untitled Obi-Wan show - starring Ewan McGregor, set after ROTS

 

looking forward to these much more than the rise of shit

.....and subscribed to Disney+ for 12 mos

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the rise of shit indeed

 

it was ghost palpatine all along :rofl-lol:

uncanny valley cgi leia

new gimmick lightsaber as is tradition

>implying for even a millisecond that rey will turn bad or do anything interesting

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45 minutes ago, Dr. Strangelove said:

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This is one of those things that you get one "ha" into your laughter before getting incredibly depressed about the world.

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That reeks of speculation and intentional disinformation.

 

I've heard they have tested 8 endings already cause they know they're up shit's creek this time.

 

I've read every spoiler there is, and none of them match up....but the one thing they have in common is that they're all entirely SHIIIITTTTTTT.

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22 minutes ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

That reeks of speculation and intentional disinformation.

 

I've heard they have tested 8 endings already cause they know they're up shit's creek this time.

 

I've read every spoiler there is, and none of them match up....but the one thing they have in common is that they're all entirely SHIIIITTTTTTT.

i hear they're still doing reshoots and the movie comes out in 2 months

rise of shit indeed

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No matter what they do, they're fucked.

 

Nobody gives two shits about these lame ass diversity hires they have as main characters now.

 

Every single rumor or leak I've read has been a massive pile of shit, so anyone expecting them to magically un-do everything with this last movie is a delusional retard.

 

They've got NOTHING.  Not a shred of a semblance of an interesting idea.

 

I know people are still gonna flock to see this watery diarrhea in droves, claiming they just "need to see how the Skywalker saga ends" as if it didn't already end in 1983, but I implore anyone with half a brain to just save your money.   Just don't go.   Watch it for free later.   Just stop.  Stop giving the fucking Mouse your money.

 

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A rated R Darth Vader movie would be cool. I knew the franchise was dead after I saw The Force Awakens. I can't be bothered to watch Solo or Revenge of the Force. 

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If this one sucks ass (I'll still theater test it) I'll never acknowledge it again. Kind of like Boondock Saints 2. Force Awakens was fine, they ripped off Star Wars to make Star Wars, I own it on Blu-Ray. For very good reason, I do not own Last Jedi.

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