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@Ragnar

 I’m sorry you’re having issues with your Pygmy pet

 

have you tried shock collar treatment ?

 

another idea is purchasing toys to keep the Pygmy occupied. I suggest a accordion.

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12 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

@maynard don’t worry friend I get this question a lot.

 

Mostly by men who travel there for the cheap mail order brides 👰 

 

It’s the Gypsy Flu 😷 

Try on of theses steps 

http://spellshelp.com/articles/gypsy_magic/how-to-remove-a-gypsy-curse/

 

and a Tylenol.

 

Thanks Doc, it worked!

 

Run along now you inbred, go swing off a tree.

 

Oops, it seems I still need the tylenol.

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@forum Doctors 👨‍⚕️ Orders ✍️ 

 

Please listen  to this with the Drink 🍸 or  Smoke:weed: of your choice 

 

 

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Dear Doctor Bill....

I have a problem with a white by-product that seems to excrete from my salami when i'm polishing them.  What is this?

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@EstrangedTWAT have you visited any bars or hookers lately ?

 

Don’t make me fly to Japan 🇯🇵 pal !  Dude you’re a awesome guy and I fully expect there are women who would love to have a nice drink 🍸 and giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5cba98d77769343255

 

If that is out of your comfort zone pick up a hooker and smoke 💨 some opium and listen to the stones sticky fingers.

 

 

Doctors Orders 

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I'm not opposed to banging a hooer.

 

I might even fly to Thailand or Vietnam or something and just fuck cheap Asian hookers til my dick falls off.   Just gotta watch out for the ladyboys, I know.

 

But the truth is...I need to lose weight first.  Yeah yeah, whores aren't supposed to judge.  I'm not worried about that.  I just don't wanna keel over of a heart attack five pumps in, ya know?

I think I'll splurge and get a threesome.  I've always wanted to have a threesome and it's never gonna happen organically.  I had a friend that says it doesn't "count" if you pay for it, but fuck that....fucking two girls at once is still fucking two girls at once.

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Doctor Bill, what's a good job that's easy and will still be here 10 years from now?

Also I'm pretty lazy and unmotivated. How do I get to be more productive?

 

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27 minutes ago, meatpuppet said:

Doctor Bill, what's a good job that's easy and will still be here 10 years from now?

Also I'm pretty lazy and unmotivated. How do I get to be more productive?

 

Great question.

 

Try working for the government or for the city.

 

Great benefits and pay 💰 

The lazy person’s dream job.

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On 4/9/2019 at 12:38 PM, sixes said:

Good Doctor, you can take that tomato and shove it right up your PhD

I did. Turns out that is how you make homemade Beefaroni.

 

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5 hours ago, Salsh Borski said:

I have acute Skeetitus.  Should i move to a Leper colony and be done with it?

So the heavy salted meat diet didn’t work ?

 

The next step is a heavy fiber diet. If you can’t shit it out we will consider a heavy drug and alcohol regiment.

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Dr. Bill,

 

    I'm trying to make a sandwich but I ran out of Ham. Do you know of any cured meat that I can put in my sandwich instead?

 

Sincerely,

 

 A meat lover

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33 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

Hello Meat Lover 

 

Easy answer ! Salami !

 

However my friend I’d suggest 

a Prosciutto. Treat yourself.

 

😂😂

 

Sorry, I wanted to get in on this "Salami" joke you guys have going, but it's still going way over my head lol

 

Thanks Dr. Bill!

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22 hours ago, GNR444 said:

Sorry, I wanted to get in on this "Salami" joke you guys have going, but it's still going way over my head lol

Sixes was banned from mygnr for it IIRC. That's part of what makes it so great.

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On 4/27/2019 at 6:36 PM, meatpuppet said:

Sixes was banned from mygnr for it IIRC. That's part of what makes it so great.

I was very appreciative of his sacrifice, he provided me and my products with fantastic advertising and exposure during his spell there.

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47 minutes ago, wasted said:

The free kind. 

Hmmm. Rub a clove of garlic on any breakouts and a strong clear liqueur diet. Will assist greatly in keeping down possible side effects.

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2 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

Hmmm. Rub a clove of garlic on any breakouts and a strong clear liqueur diet. Will assist greatly in keeping down possible side effects.

What if this chick open running wounds on her mouth? No bag? 

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10 minutes ago, wasted said:

What if this chick open running wounds on her mouth? No bag? 

Hsv1 will not spread to your bag.

 

You body most likely already has hsv1 antibodies in it since 75% of the world has hsv1 antibodies.

 

So get your dick sucked my friend.

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