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@Ragnar

 I’m sorry you’re having issues with your Pygmy pet

 

have you tried shock collar treatment ?

 

another idea is purchasing toys to keep the Pygmy occupied. I suggest a accordion.

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12 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

@maynard don’t worry friend I get this question a lot.

 

Mostly by men who travel there for the cheap mail order brides 👰 

 

It’s the Gypsy Flu 😷 

Try on of theses steps 

http://spellshelp.com/articles/gypsy_magic/how-to-remove-a-gypsy-curse/

 

and a Tylenol.

 

Thanks Doc, it worked!

 

Run along now you inbred, go swing off a tree.

 

Oops, it seems I still need the tylenol.

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@forum Doctors 👨‍⚕️ Orders ✍️ 

 

Please listen  to this with the Drink 🍸 or  Smoke:weed: of your choice 

 

 

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Dear Doctor Bill....

I have a problem with a white by-product that seems to excrete from my salami when i'm polishing them.  What is this?

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@EstrangedTWAT have you visited any bars or hookers lately ?

 

Don’t make me fly to Japan 🇯🇵 pal !  Dude you’re a awesome guy and I fully expect there are women who would love to have a nice drink 🍸 and giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5cba98d77769343255

 

If that is out of your comfort zone pick up a hooker and smoke 💨 some opium and listen to the stones sticky fingers.

 

 

Doctors Orders 

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I'm not opposed to banging a hooer.

 

I might even fly to Thailand or Vietnam or something and just fuck cheap Asian hookers til my dick falls off.   Just gotta watch out for the ladyboys, I know.

 

But the truth is...I need to lose weight first.  Yeah yeah, whores aren't supposed to judge.  I'm not worried about that.  I just don't wanna keel over of a heart attack five pumps in, ya know?

I think I'll splurge and get a threesome.  I've always wanted to have a threesome and it's never gonna happen organically.  I had a friend that says it doesn't "count" if you pay for it, but fuck that....fucking two girls at once is still fucking two girls at once.

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Doctor Bill, what's a good job that's easy and will still be here 10 years from now?

Also I'm pretty lazy and unmotivated. How do I get to be more productive?

 

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27 minutes ago, meatpuppet said:

Doctor Bill, what's a good job that's easy and will still be here 10 years from now?

Also I'm pretty lazy and unmotivated. How do I get to be more productive?

 

Great question.

 

Try working for the government or for the city.

 

Great benefits and pay 💰 

The lazy person’s dream job.

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On 4/9/2019 at 12:38 PM, sixes said:

Good Doctor, you can take that tomato and shove it right up your PhD

I did. Turns out that is how you make homemade Beefaroni.

 

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