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Hello friends 

This Dr Bill Brasky 

Make your self comfortable 

and Dr Bill will help you 

ask any question

and you will be answered 

 

one ☝️ question At a Time 

The office is open 

 

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Dr. Bill,

 

I have suicidal thoughts almost every day cause I haven't got laid in a long, long time.

 

I used to be able to go out and get a one night stand with a fat chick if I put in some effort, but these days thanks to the proliferation of smart phones and dating apps, even that is impossible.

 

Should I just bite the bullet and get a hooker?  It's a very temporary fix to the problem and could potentially make me feel worse within minutes of having some hooker tell me to "hurry up and get out."

 

Or should I just cut to the chase and jump in front of an express train?

 

Signed,

 

Sexless in Saitama

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Dr Bill,

 

I suffer from acute Skeetitus, it’s acondition which makes me compulsively lie and be attracted to farm animals.  Is there any cure?

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Hello Sexless in Saitama

 

Great question my friend.

 

The answer is Yes 

 

i will always fondly remember being a young man visiting Costa Rica and enjoying the company of a true pro.

 

It’s good enough for Tiger Woods , Charlie Sheen and Trump

 

Feel no shame but please practice safe sex 

 

Also remember your unique out there and a little liquid courage 

you can probably pull some regular whores at a bar 

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8 hours ago, Salsh Borski said:

Dr Bill,

 

I suffer from acute Skeetitus, it’s acondition which makes me compulsively lie and be attracted to farm animals.  Is there any cure?

Sorry to hear that my friend 

sadly there is no known cure at this time but a heavy sliced salted meat diet may help

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9 minutes ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

But Doctor.....I don't drink you know that!

 

 

I understand 

please don’t trust Mark

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Dr Bill,

 

Recently I made a huge error and attended a Brazilian birthday party. I had a good time and actually liked a few of them. 

 

Now I find myself worried 24/7 that I will wake up some morning and discover a family of them have taken over every facet of my life. 

 

What should I do to prevent this from happening? 

 

I have been invited to a BBQ this Sunday so it is kind of urgent 

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@Facekicker

Got your self in quite a pickle.

 

Ok , Do you have a dog ?

 

Two dogs would be ideal.

 

The perfect choice would be a trained Doberman.

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They are much smarter than Brazilians.

 

Now be carful Brazilians eat dogs so make sure you have a adequate K 9 for the job.

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1 minute ago, Salsh Borski said:

Dr Bill,

 

I’d rather have a sleepover at Skeeter Ranch than eat that tomato.

Interesting 

have you asked Skeeter if you can have a sleepover ?

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It seems to me like you're the expert Dr. Bill!

 

I recently traveled to Georgia and a dirty angry gypsy bit me when I offered him a banana. I `am feeling a little angry myself now and can `t not use apostrophes correctly anymore. What`s is my problem?

 

@Ragnar

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Dr B, whats he best pussy you’ve ever got. I need to expand my horizons by spreading more bitches legs but not sure which culture to go after first.

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@GNS great question 

 

Asians are overrated 

 

Latinos are below average 

 

Irish and Italians slightly below average 

 

Greek and Australian and Blacks are above average 

 

Russians are the worst 

 

German and Dutch TBD 

 

 

and the winner is French Pussy

 

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32 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

@GNS great question 

 

Asians are overrated 

 

Latinos are below average 

 

Irish and Italians slightly below average 

 

Greek and Australian and Blacks are above average 

 

Russians are the worst 

 

German and Dutch TBD 

 

 

and the winner is French Pussy

 

Thanks Dr B, I shall go forth and spread them oh so pale baguette legs and make that warm cooch mine.

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Dr Bill,

 

I read this quote:

 

“Imagine feeling really sick to your stomach. Almost everyone has felt really sick to his or her stomach, so everyone knows what it’s like: it’s less than fun. OK. OK. But that feeling is localised: it’s more or less just your stomach. Imagine your whole body being sick like that: your feet, the big muscles in your legs, your collarbone, your head, your hair, everything, all just as sick as a fluey stomach. Then, if you can imagine that, please imagine it even more spread out and total. Imagine that every cell in your body, every single cell in your body is as sick as that nauseated stomach.”

 

Can I drink a cold beer before noon?

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I have one question, doctor.

 

What should I do with my household pygmy pet ? 

 

I purchased it in In Manaus, Brazil, right at the edge of Amazonian rainforest.

 

It's become very obnoxious and annoying. No matter how many bananas I feed it, it never stops bitching and whining.

 

Should I shoot it or should I commit it to asylum ? I want to hear a third opinion.

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