gunsntortillas 1,256 Report post Posted July 7, 2019 Good for Axl if he can get healthy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donald Trump 5,197 Report post Posted July 7, 2019 So Axl is going to show up shaped like a pretzel and save rock n' roll? This is what they are feeding the fans now days? Stay salty! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 20,326 Report post Posted July 7, 2019 GN'R Time is donut-shaped 🍩 Round and round in circles, and full of fat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Linguini Occurrence? 1,718 Report post Posted July 7, 2019 On 7/6/2019 at 10:58 AM, John Bonham said: Some of you don't understand how time works. You can't stop it, you can only hope to contain it. Hell, look at Mila only @ age 35 ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donald Trump 5,197 Report post Posted July 8, 2019 You always double down at the flapjack table. If you aren't going to make them wait, make them weight. It's 21 hot dogs (years between albums) or bust. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wasted 4,503 Report post Posted July 8, 2019 Life is a half eaten donut. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Towelie 532 Report post Posted July 10, 2019 Axl will be fatter and shitter than ever in 2019. To be fair to him, 99% of us get fatter and shitter with every passing year. Age isn't kind to any of us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donald Trump 5,197 Report post Posted July 11, 2019 Any update? Has he reached penguin shape yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wasted 4,503 Report post Posted July 11, 2019 I’m getting out of shape in preparation for talking about going to the gym. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bacardimayne 13,066 Report post Posted July 11, 2019 I want a high budget BBC documentary narrated by David Attenborough on the day to day life of Axl Rose. They can call it Planet Fat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 5,906 Report post Posted July 11, 2019 Axl should fuck more groupie sluts, would literally melt the fat away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hulkster 11,971 Report post Posted July 11, 2019 28 minutes ago, GNS said: Axl should fuck more groupie sluts, would literally melt the fat away. How would that make Beta feel ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 5,906 Report post Posted July 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Bill Brasky said: How would that make Beta feel ? What makes you think she doesn’t belong in the same category? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnold layne 8,691 Report post Posted July 12, 2019 The only way Axl is losing weight is if he develops a coke habit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pappa FAT 5,906 Report post Posted July 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, arnold layne said: The only way Axl is losing weight is if he develops a coke habit. Go back to 06/07 axl? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadstar 823 Report post Posted July 12, 2019 18 hours ago, arnold layne said: The only way Axl is losing weight is if he develops a coke habit. Or lose a limb? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hulkster 11,971 Report post Posted July 12, 2019 18 hours ago, GNS said: Go back to 06/07 axl? The best Axl since 93. but on topic I hope the whispers in the wind are right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conor 2,988 Report post Posted July 13, 2019 same shape as the potato they used to record the ritz in '88 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magisme 21,842 Report post Posted July 14, 2019 I guess if he really has lost weight, I'll just make jokes about the loose skin. But he hasn't lost weight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bacardimayne 13,066 Report post Posted July 14, 2019 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gunsntortillas 1,256 Report post Posted July 16, 2019 The new GNR single just came out today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsh Borski 2,977 Report post Posted July 16, 2019 The problem is if he loses any weight facially, his god awful chin and neck tucks will burst and leave him looking like a Sharpei. The jowels will be epic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hulkster 11,971 Report post Posted July 16, 2019 13 hours ago, Salsh Borski said: The problem is if he loses any weight facially, his god awful chin and neck tucks will burst and leave him looking like a Sharpei. The jowels will be epic. Like he won’t get a nip and tuck lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Towelie 532 Report post Posted July 16, 2019 On 7/14/2019 at 11:10 AM, magisme said: I guess if he really has lost weight, I'll just make jokes about the loose skin. But he hasn't lost weight. lol@anyone who believe Axl will ever: a) lose weight b) release another album Whilst other bands add new songs to their touring setlists, Axl adds new body fat. Just when you think This I Love can't possibly sound any worse, he always manages to surprise you with each new leg! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Bonham 20,326 Report post Posted July 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Towelie said: Whilst other bands add new songs to their touring setlists, Axl adds new body fat. Just when you think This I Love can't possibly sound any worse, he always manages to surprise you with each new leg! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
