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Rumor: Axl is getting in shape

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So Axl is going to show up shaped like a pretzel and save rock n' roll? This is what they are feeding the fans now days? Stay salty!

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You always double down at the flapjack table. If you aren't going to make them wait, make them weight. It's 21 hot dogs (years between albums) or bust. 

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Axl will be fatter and shitter than ever in 2019. To be fair to him, 99% of us get fatter and shitter with every passing year. Age isn't kind to any of us.

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I want a high budget BBC documentary narrated by David Attenborough on the day to day life of Axl Rose. They can call it Planet Fat.

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28 minutes ago, GNS said:

Axl should fuck more groupie sluts, would literally melt the fat away. 

How would that make Beta feel ?

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2 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

How would that make Beta feel ?

What makes you think she doesn’t belong in the same category?

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11 minutes ago, arnold layne said:

The only way Axl is losing weight is if he develops a coke habit. 

Go back to 06/07 axl?

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18 hours ago, GNS said:

Go back to 06/07 axl?

The best Axl since 93.

 

but on topic I hope the whispers in the wind are right.

 

 

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13 hours ago, Salsh Borski said:

The problem is if he loses any weight facially, his god awful chin and neck tucks will burst and leave him looking like a Sharpei.  The jowels will be epic.

Like he won’t get a nip and tuck lol

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On ‎7‎/‎14‎/‎2019 at 11:10 AM, magisme said:

I guess if he really has lost weight, I'll just make jokes about the loose skin.

 

But he hasn't lost weight.

lol@anyone who believe Axl will ever:

a) lose weight 

b) release another album

 

Whilst other bands add new songs to their touring setlists, Axl adds new body fat.

 

Just when you think This I Love can't possibly sound any worse, he always manages to surprise you with each new leg!

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2 hours ago, Towelie said:

Whilst other bands add new songs to their touring setlists, Axl adds new body fat.

 

Just when you think This I Love can't possibly sound any worse, he always manages to surprise you with each new leg!

 

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