Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
deelowbrown

In honor of the upcoming baseball season

Recommended Posts

I've been making my way through Ken Burns' Baseball the last few weeks.   I finally got through Inning 5.   God, it's soooo slow.   It's interesting, but it's slow.   Also, we fucking get it already.....Black players were oppressed and didn't get to play in the Majors.   Stop hammering us over the head with it you fucking white liberal.

 

I can't get excited for the upcoming season cause I've disowned by team.  The fucking Indians are dead to me.  I hate them.  I want them to lose forever.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 hours ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

I shit my pants last night.   I'm good about twice a year for that.  When's the last time you shit your pants?

 

 

One time, I ate psychedelic mushrooms at a friend's house/keg party.

I was 19 or 20

I had been drinking beer for hours when I drunkenly decided to gobble down a bag of mushrooms and have a trip

About an hour after I ate them, I had an incrdible urge to vomit

I rushed to the bathroom to vomit, standing up, in front of the toilet

The violet force of the puking, caused shit to also violently eject into my pants.

At that point, the visual part of the psychedelic trip began in earnest, and I began my trip, blown out of both ends, filthy

Good times

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, MillerGNR said:

Can you explain to an ignorant brazilian how baseball works?

 Simple really.....it's 1, 2, 3 strikes you're out at the old ball game.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...