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Jesus and Axl both "died" at age 33

 

Axl wins because he had a Second Coming, but we are still waiting on JC

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4 minutes ago, John Bonham said:

Jesus and Axl both "died" at age 33

 

Axl wins because he had a Second Coming, but we are still waiting on JC

Objectively false Jesus retuned with Rasp and gave the true believers eternal life

 

Axl returned with Mickey voice and gave us Chinese Democracy 

 

So in my book this is a clear win for Jesus 

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Mary Magdalene also never pretended not to be a prostitute and was great at washing feet 🦶 

 

Da Beta lies about being a maid and does a shite job at washing Axl’s hair

 

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59 minutes ago, John Bonham said:

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Mary Magdalene is objectively hotter than Beta Lebeis

Awesome post.
by the way ... there are also similarities between jesus and superman ... I do not know if axl fits into this ...

 

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Fuck I don't know... Jesus never said "Gimmie some reggae", and he sure as all fuck never said "gimmie more reggae" when talking of heaven's door

 

 

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So I say to you, Ask and it will be given to you; search, and you will find; knock, and the door will be opened for you, Soon is not the word. Jesus Christ 

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Both have really annoying fans (mostly Woman, and Americans), neither of whom can see that both are shit.

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On 3/5/2019 at 9:45 AM, EstrangedTWAT said:

Someone clearly hasn't read the New Testament.

Does Revelations count as Jesus' CD II?

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Comparing their careers, Jesus accomplished more in a shorter amount of time. Axl is just depressing

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all rock star careers are based on Jesus. Fight the power, bang strippers, get persecuted, have fans posting about you 24/7, rise from the dead with bunch of bootleg merch. It’s all right there in the bible. 

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30 minutes ago, GNS said:

Good old walker scamming someone out of $2k

That’s a felony theft , wire fraud ,conspiracy to commit grand theft , pirating of copyrighted music.

 

 

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Yep but it’s up to the victim that he’s scammed to pursue legal action. I just hope the kid doesn’t keep making stupid mistakes for quick cash, because it’s not worth it in the long run when you start facing serious charges.

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Jesus actually buried his breakthrough with a triumphant return that was full of shock and awe. 

 

Then he had the sense to fuck off into eternity leaving the audience wanting more. 

 

Nobody wants a fat shit bloated Jesus to come back to a chorus of angels only to try and wow us with shit magic tricks and shoddy overpriced merchandise. 

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Get off, you suck fat cunt 

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