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The Best and Worst of Mafia

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So I was bored and went through and tracked the winners from each game of Mafia that this forum has played.

I don't care if you were on the winning team or not. If you were killed....it counts as a loss.

The only "wins" I awarded were if you were still alive when the game was over.

Last  man standing got you a Win. If you were killed during the game.....Loss.

95% accurate, as a couple games were kind of weird and hard to track. One game players had roles change, one game appeared to be a fake game made up just to troll another player, one game didn't really announce a winner. Some hosts were awesome and spelled out every move at the end. Some crapped out once the game was over. And I did this on a notebook, in about 30 minutes, and didn't go back and double-check it.  But it should be fairly accurate.

 

Before I reveal the final numbers, let's take a quick guess!!!!

 

Statistically speaking:

 

Best mafia player of all time?

Worst mafia player of all time?

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

Best- Damn Smooth 

 

Worst - Gunner 

I should have awarded double-losses to players who blow up and quit mid-game!

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The all time most winning Mafia players are........

 

Tied for first

 

@Damn_Smooth and GnRLies

 

Top 4 most wins:

 

Damn Smooth

GnRLies

Bacardi

Conor

 

I think Hans M would have made the top 5, but since they stopped playing many, many years ago, I didn't keep a hard track of their wins. But I think they would have been number 5 on the list.

 

 

And a number that didn't surprise me at all. In terms of winning %......

Skeeter leads the way with the greatest winning percentage of anybody whose played in at least 5 games.

 

Top 5 winning percentage:

Skeeter

Damn Smooth

GnRLies

Conor

Bill Brasky

 

(Again, Hans might have cracked this list. In This River had a couple early wins too)

 

SO IN TERMS of the Greatest Mafia Player of All Time..........

 

Damn Smooth gets the vote.

 

Now the other side of the pillow. Who is the worst player of all time? Lots of guys have never won. A lot of people played 3-7 games and didn't pick up a win.  But just statistically speaking, people who have played in more than just a few games, taking the amount of games they have played and times they have won..........

 

@arnold layne is the least successful Mafia player of all time.

Gunner and JB round out the top 3.

 

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4 hours ago, Damn_Smooth said:

Shit guys, I know I'm good; but you don't need to cheer.

That’s why the last game was unfair. Teaming us up? A partnership of the two greatest players in forum history?  It was like putting Michael Jordan and LeBron James together in their prime on the same team. 

 

That game was officially over the second you and I were named Town. 

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42 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

🤦🏻‍♂️ Your false hubris Skeeter damn dude

Brasky - statistically speaking, it was the truth.

DS has the most wins of any player. And I have the greatest winning % of any player.

The stats don't lie.

You'll notice that you are listed in the top 5 players as well.

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9 hours ago, Skeeter said:

Brasky - statistically speaking, it was the truth.

DS has the most wins of any player. And I have the greatest winning % of any player.

The stats don't lie.

You'll notice that you are listed in the top 5 players as well.

There's no "I" in "Team"

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1 hour ago, GnRLiars said:

I feel like Rodney Dangerfield. 

No fucking respect

You are tied for the most wins in history and have the third highest winning percentage. 

 

I initially doubted your skills as in the one game we played we had the win wrapped up with one more lynching. But at the last minute, you changed course and cost us the game. We had been partnering up for a couple rounds and kicking ass. So when you got nervous it ended up costing us the victory. So my initial thought was that you were two things: stupid and a pussy. 

 

But as we played more games and as I went back and looked at all the games played....you proved that you are one of the five greatest mafia players in the forum’s history. 

 

I would put you as the third greatest of all time. That’s not to shabby. You are the magic johnson or wilt chamberlin of mafia. 

 

Hold your head up proud. 

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4 minutes ago, Skeeter said:

But there is in WIN baby!!!!!

I guess...

A Townie staying alive til the end of the game just shows that Mafia doesn't consider you much of a threat

 

Why don't you run some stats on who was Nightkilled the most?

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