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30 minutes ago, GnRLiars said:

Locked n Loaded 2

This time it’s fatter and shittier

 

includes 2 for 1 coupon at Tommy’s Burger 

 

 

With more stickers and a toy motorcycle to complement the toy truck

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On 2/12/2019 at 2:06 PM, John Bonham said:

Official Rules

Reply below to sign-up for a week.

If Guns N' Roses next album comes out that week, you win.

 

Prizes

There will be a jackpot prize for the winner. I will be adding items to the jackpot as we get closer to the release date.

$20 USD

1 Copy of Reckless Road by Marc Canter

1 copy of It's So Easy and Other Lies by Duff McKagan

A hand-written, signed congratulatory letter from the admin of Gunsnfnroses.com

One family-sized bag of peanut M+Ms

Standard, compact disc edition of the new GNR album

my 1983 cassette of Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon

More prizes TBA

 

Release Date Pool

September 1-7 @Deadstar

September 8-14 @wasted

September 15-21 @bacardimayne

September 22-28 @Frank Drebin

September 29-October 5 @Skeeter

October 6-12 @MillerGNR

October 13-19 @magisme

October 20-26 @GnRLiars

Ocotber 27-November 2 @sixes

November 3-9 @JeanGenie

November 10-16 @deelowbrown

November 17-23 @auad

November 24-30 @uruguns

December 1-7 @Gordon Comstock

December 8-14 @AxlisOld

December 15-21 @I_Are_ess

December 22-28 @ManetsBR

December 29-January 4 @Weaponized Autist

 

We should start hearing news any day now.

I think that @auad is going to win the pool

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I heard from Slick Rick and his Care Bear that the new album will consist of drum track samples and will be coming out on the 32nd of January 2020.

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1 hour ago, Salsh Borski said:

I heard from Slick Rick and his Care Bear that the new album will consist of drum track samples and will be coming out on the 32nd of January 2020.

Announcement in September

Album in November

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9 hours ago, gavgnr said:

JB you just summizin or you heard shit on the grape vine? 

He tastes betas bean mix

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9 hours ago, gavgnr said:

JB you just summizin or you heard shit on the grape vine? 

I'm in wirh Team Brazil now 👳‍♂️

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19 minutes ago, John Bonham said:

Also will send an unboxed package of classic Fig Newtons

Can you include some plush carebears , not handled by an ex fat cunt wrestler?

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How about including genuine excerpts from Slick Rick’s diary entries about his journey to pick up Buckethead tune up 5 and Brain warm up 4?

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If there’s a new album this year I’ll post a video on here of me eating a dog turd in a hot dog bun. I’ll stock up on jalapeños in readiness, just in case. 

Edited by gavgnr

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1 hour ago, gavgnr said:

If there’s a new album this year I’ll post a video on here of me eating a dog turd in a hot dog bun. I’ll stock up on jalapeños in readiness, just in case. 

What's you definition of a "new album"?  Peppers may not help you

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2 hours ago, deelowbrown said:

What's you definition of a "new album"?  Peppers may not help you

Minimum 12 new tracks 💩 

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6 hours ago, gavgnr said:

If there’s a new album this year I’ll post a video on here of me eating a dog turd in a hot dog bun. I’ll stock up on jalapeños in readiness, just in case. 

and if there's a new album, sadly I won't be your commander in chief anymore

 

sincerly

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14 minutes ago, mendosa said:

and if there's a new album, sadly I won't be your commander in chief anymore

 

sincerly

You ain’t shit ya fucking savage 

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If there's even ONE new song I'll eat a fucking DOG.  Screw the turd.   I'll go out and find one of those yippy little bitches my neighbors let bark all night, crack it's neck and eat the fucking thing.

 

Guns N Roses will never release another new song.

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13 minutes ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

If there's even ONE new song I'll eat a fucking DOG.  Screw the turd.   I'll go out and find one of those yippy little bitches my neighbors let bark all night, crack it's neck and eat the fucking thing.

 

You're in Japan arent you? You could just save time and go to the local butcher.

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1 hour ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

If there's even ONE new song I'll eat a fucking DOG.  Screw the turd.   I'll go out and find one of those yippy little bitches my neighbors let bark all night, crack it's neck and eat the fucking thing.

 

Guns N Roses will never release another new song.

Wrong.

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12 hours ago, gavgnr said:

If there’s a new album this year I’ll post a video on here of me eating a dog turd in a hot dog bun. I’ll stock up on jalapeños in readiness, just in case. 

You will get new music as I have been saying all fucking year since my return ya fucks.

 

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1 hour ago, GNS said:

You're in Japan arent you? You could just save time and go to the local butcher.

HEY!!!   That's fucking China and Korea man......get it right!   We don't eat dog in Japan......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....any more.

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