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I made pasta and ketchup like I do every friday before downing as many beers as possible. 

 

Since watching Narcos where Pablo says “Put salt on it morherfucker!” before he gets killed. I put a ton of salt on the pasta. Makes it much more tasty. Now I have a thirst for beer. 

 

And I read they used put salt in beer in the 18th century. Salt really improves shitty beer. 

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11 minutes ago, magisme said:

99% of people would be better cooks if they learned that salt is your best friend.

 

Onion.

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If you pour enough salt on a slug it will shrivel up and die. Salt also killed off Angelina Jolie's movie career. Crack vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood around your neck in case of emergency. 

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Salt also clears snow and gets red wine out of a white shagpile carpet that your best friend’s parents just bought. Well it almost did until his drunk dumb sister started scrubbing it with a cloth. We could have got away with it! 

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Just now, Donald Trump said:

It is what separates McDonald's french fries from all other fat food french fries. 

It seems like they throw salt into that fry pit. 

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46 minutes ago, Facekicker said:

It's cod. 

 

You don't call salmon salmonfish or trout troutfish :lol:

 

I knew you would say that. Lol

 

But, what about the moon fish, the lion fish and the clown fish? :CoolFace:

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20 hours ago, GUNNER said:

Do you like it salty?

 

You would love portuguese national food:

 

BacalhauSeco.jpg

Imagine being so far back on the evolutionary chain that you eat this.

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2 hours ago, magisme said:

Imagine being so far back on the evolutionary chain that you eat this.

 

 

lol. Ignorance is a bliss.

 

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I heard someone say once that back in the day in Italy, ideally they would cook with sea water. So yeah, salt the shit out of your pasta water.

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