Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Donald Trump

GNR playing Woodstock 2019 Festival

Recommended Posts

3 hours ago, Donald Trump said:

Will this be the disappointing January announcement? 

Slash will appear on the Great British Bake Off

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yeah but when/where was it mentioned? Did the "band" or Fernando say something about a january announcement? Just asking cause I'm completely out of the loop.

 

My guess is new GNAir merch anyway.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
20 minutes ago, MillerGNR said:

Yeah but when/where was it mentioned? Did the "band" or Fernando say something about a january announcement? Just asking cause I'm completely out of the loop.

 

My guess is new GNAir merch anyway.

Don't know either 😐

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, suiccidematt said:

probably new tour dates, or new merch, or anything but a album announcement

Or that the post office has located my Locked & Loaded Box Set

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

In 1969 Jimi Hendrix played The Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock. In 2019 Slash will play the Godfather theme at Woodstock. Exciting times!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
4 hours ago, Donald Trump said:

In 1969 Jimi Hendrix played The Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock. In 2019 Slash will play the Godfather theme at Woodstock. Exciting times!

 

Jimi Hendrix used to play the guitar with his teeth, Slash can't eat green apples.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 minutes ago, GUNNER said:

 

Jimi Hendrix used to play the guitar with his teeth, Slash can't eat green apples.

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 hours ago, GUNNER said:

 

Jimi Hendrix used to play the guitar with his teeth, Slash can't eat green apples.

Jimi Hendrix couldn't hold Slash's dentures. Mainly because he doesn't have dentures. Also, that would be kind of gross. I wish Slash would spite you by playing the Godfather theme with whatever nubs that he's still got left. Maybe he could cheat by using some model glue and a couple of tic tacs.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
8 hours ago, GUNNER said:

 

Jimi Hendrix used to play the guitar with his teeth, Slash can't eat green apples.

Hey.  Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, a recovering fucking junkie CAN'T go to the dentist cause he's afraid of having to take powerful narcotics or painkillers?? 

I know they just smash bad teeth out with a rock in your country, but in first world nations, they use anesthetics so people don't have to suffer the horrific pain of having their teeth ripped out and shit shoved into their bleeding gums.

 

Now leave poor Slash alone and go make fun of Dave Grohl.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, bacardimayne said:

This is the funniest post I've seen in some time

 

The excuses Slash's pathetic cuck fans will make :lolzers:

 

He CAN'T go to the dentist! :rofl-lol:

Every shitpost deserves another.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...