Did you start off your path to addiction with breakfast?

[Donald Trump 2,115]

Breakfast was where I began my days searching for plastic treasure at the bottom of a nutritionless box of sugar encrusted cereal. After that I might pop a flintstone vitamin and make my way to the television. Who could have possibly known back then that in the future people would have detailed files on Axl Rose's hair at their finger tips? 

[arnold layne 4,793]

Some days I just have a Red Bull for breakfast. Caffeine is a must or else I feel like shit. Actual food can wait.

[ManetsBR 657]

I love breakfast food, just not in the morning. At the uni there's not so much of breakfast food around, there's just "free" lunch and dinner, so when I go to my parent's, like now, I tend to eat shittons of bread + butter and milk + chocolate every night. It's the ugliest munchies, usually at 4 am.

 

In the morning I enjoy just drinking coffee and to smoke a cigarette. Maybe a bread. But that's usually because I ate so much before going to bed - I just feel to need to eat again by lunch.

[GNS 1,545]

8 hours ago, ManetsBR said:

I love breakfast food, just not in the morning. At the uni there's not so much of breakfast food around, there's just "free" lunch and dinner, so when I go to my parent's, like now, I tend to eat shittons of bread + butter and milk + chocolate every night. It's the ugliest munchies, usually at 4 am.

 

In the morning I enjoy just drinking coffee and to smoke a cigarette. Maybe a bread. But that's usually because I ate so much before going to bed - I just feel to need to eat again by lunch.

are you still on the weed phase of manets, manets? cmon bro give that shit up (at least until you have a chance to properly ruin your life)

[magisme 15,170]

People still smoke cigarettes?

[arnold layne 4,793]

12 minutes ago, magisme said:

People still smoke cigarettes?

Have you been south of the Mason Dixon line? 

[EstrangedTWAT 2,551]

I think my first addiction was chocolate.  As a kid, if I was allowed a candy bar, I'd inhale it in seconds.  It was never enough.  I just needed more.  More.  More.  I'm still chasing that dragon.

[magisme 15,170]

57 minutes ago, arnold layne said:

Have you been south of the Mason Dixon line? 

You mean Mexico?

[sixes 2,486]

When I was 5, I ate a slice of salami for breakfast just for shits & giggles. 

40 years later, I'm not laughing anymore...

[Donald Trump 2,115]

I remember opening a pack of fun dip for the first time and instinctively racking up lines of green and red sugar with my little white sugar stick. After inhaling all that sugar, I might suck on a popeye cigarette or two, and debate the energy crisis happening on Cybertron. Back then, there were nerds and nigger babies in almost every aisle. And don't even get me started on them sour patch kids. Those kids, along with the coca cola company, cost me nearly all of my teeth. 

[Damn_Smooth 6,861]

That explains a lot.

[bacardimayne 10,429]

I had a Coca Cola addiction for a while. Had to stop drinking it when it got so bad that a sip gives me severe heartburn. Probably a good thing. I only drink water now. 

[Donald Trump 2,115]

Coca cola was the first brand I ever loved. Cracking open a can and hearing the sweet sound of acidic water bubblin' up. There was nothing like it. Sometimes, in the summertime, you would trade in that empty glass bottle for more candy; other times you would drop it on the road and run for fun. 

[Facekicker 6,353]

At 4 years of age I was heavy into chocolate cigarettes and lines of sherbet 

 

 

You used the liquorice straw to suck up the powdered sherbet

 

These were the shit 

 

Edited December 8, 2018 by Facekicker

[Damn_Smooth 6,861]

What the fuck is wrong with you kids? Back in my day we sniffed gas like men.

[popcorn's snare 3,618]

I used to steal gum when I was a kid, like really young.  I'd kneel down while my mother was checking her groceries, get in close to the gum racks and basically shield it with my body.  Then I got caught, and I had to go apologize.

[Facekicker 6,353]

1 hour ago, Damn_Smooth said:

What the fuck is wrong with you kids? Back in my day we sniffed gas like men.

But did you have an onion on your belt? 

[Major Mayhem 965]

On 12/8/2018 at 4:40 AM, Damn_Smooth said:

What the fuck is wrong with you kids? Back in my day we sniffed gas like men.

And for mellow buzz, with less hallucinations, we used paint thinner.

[Donald Trump 2,115]

 

On 12/8/2018 at 1:40 AM, Damn_Smooth said:

What the fuck is wrong with you kids? Back in my day we sniffed gas like men.

Wite-Out. Change your grades and change your mind.