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what will the days and weeks following axl's death be like?

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On 11/30/2018 at 6:57 AM, EstrangedTWAT said:

Expect a lot of suicides in South America.  I wish I was just being an asshole but I'm not.  I'm fairly sure some retards in SA will kill themselves so they can be with Axl.

Oh, defo. Everyone knows it's South America and not Japan where people commit suicide for the dumbest of reasons.

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12 hours ago, ManetsBR said:

Oh, defo. Everyone knows it's South America and not Japan where people commit suicide for the dumbest of reasons.

Hey, there's no GOOD reason to kill yourself.

 

But if you wanna compare jumping in front of a train cause you work 15 hour days and can't get laid and hate your life and all the stress and that......or crying and and sobbing and blowing your brains out cause Axl Rose is dead?  One sounds sillier than the other.

 

But it's a hypothetical.   Can you honestly tell me, as a South American, you don't expect at least one obsessed fan from your continent to kill himself after Axl dies?

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10 hours ago, uruguns said:

Calm down asian, no one's committing suicide over Axl. Maybe in 1993, not now.

McDonald's says warchild proves you wrong.

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On 12/2/2018 at 4:42 AM, EstrangedTWAT said:

Hey, there's no GOOD reason to kill yourself.

 

But if you wanna compare jumping in front of a train cause you work 15 hour days and can't get laid and hate your life and all the stress and that......or crying and and sobbing and blowing your brains out cause Axl Rose is dead?  One sounds sillier than the other.

 

But it's a hypothetical.   Can you honestly tell me, as a South American, you don't expect at least one obsessed fan from your continent to kill himself after Axl dies?

Ok, maybe one or two. It's a big continent.

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I don't know about that...I think he'll swell up with noxious gases like a dead whale beached at the seaside. 

 

The authorities might have to declare an exclusion zone around Malibu and blow up the carcass with dynamite. 

 

The falling blobs of molten lard will rain down upon the hillsides causing massive wildfires. 

 

 

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