Jump to content
JohnBonhamRules

Guns N’ Roses Announce Axl Rose Is ‘Severely Fat’

Recommended Posts

I poke fun at Axl as much as others but he deserves boatload of kudos in this case.

 

A 2 hour gig is n`t short. Most bands play 90 minutes tops. Credits where they are due.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Did they manage to play Wichita Lineman and Blackhole Sun? Members of GNR are calling this a "heroic" performance by Mr. Rose. It reminded Del James of Michael Jordan's historic flu game in the 97 finals where MJ willed himself to put up 38 points in a winning effort despite battling severe dehydration. Sadly, there was no Chris Pitman to towel Axl off between songs and the stage is now completely soaked with Axl's germs. Abu Dhabians fear that Axl's sweat will cause a pandemic and all fast food joints in the country are currently on lockdown in an effort to slow down the virus before it reaches critical mass. President Trump says that he will have Mr. Rose and his party quarantined if they try and re-enter the US. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

3 hour 'shows' are bollox anyway. Come out and play for 90 minutes. No solos. No covers. No pyro either. Americans might need these gimmicks, but I they are impressing nobody else, and it only serves to attempt and polish a shite. 
 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Barry said:

3 hour 'shows' are bollox anyway. Come out and play for 90 minutes. No solos. No covers. No pyro either. Americans might need these gimmicks, but I they are impressing nobody else, and it only serves to attempt and polish a shite. 
 

They could easily cut out the 6-7 cover songs and do a shorter show. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
13 hours ago, magisme said:

How fucking gross is it that he still does the lick the finger and grab the pussy move during Jungle?

At least he doesn't do the extra line in YCBM

"With your ass in the air" anymore.  

 

Old man doing sexually persuasive stuff. Gross

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, GnRLiars said:

At least he doesn't do the extra line in YCBM

"With your assistance in the air" anymore.  

 

Old man doing sexually persuasive stuff. Gross

"But I'm only 56" 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
19 hours ago, Ragnar said:

I poke fun at Axl as much as others but he deserves boatload of kudos in this case.

 

A 2 hour gig is n`t short. Most bands play 90 minutes tops. Credits where they are due.

Maybe the fat piece of turd should have extended himself for once and rehearsed. If you want to credit this lazy man with anything performance-related at this point you are too retarded/Brazilian to reason with.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
30 minutes ago, bacardimayne said:

My sources (never been off by more than 2 pounds) are telling me his weight has gone up substantially in the months since AC/DC turned him down. It's not looking good. 

whole lotta nosey?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, holymntn said:

Maybe the fat piece of turd should have extended himself for once and rehearsed. If you want to credit this lazy man with anything performance-related at this point you are too retarded/Brazilian to reason with.

Eat a dick you fucking obnoxious keyboard warrior.

 

You`re more retarded than any fucking Brazilian.

 

You should leave mom`s basement once in a while and focus on your (worthless) existence instead of obsessing over a multi-millionaire rockstar.

 

Yeah, I know you think you`re cool and edgy but newsflash, you are n`t. You`re as dumb as a bag full of rocks.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...

×
×
  • Create New...