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Is Axl banging Beta?

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On 10/25/2018 at 7:35 PM, popcorn's snare said:

 

Please share your insider info.  Has Axl tapped the Beta?  

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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1 hour ago, auad said:

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You can take that S and shove it up your ass, you wannabe shit guitarist.  You post garbage news articles, sometimes from years ago, and aren't even smart enough to quote or link the article.  You post most things to garner attention to yourself as opposed to actually wanting to initiate a real discussion.  So go fuck off you stereotype brazilian wanker.  

 

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Honestly, no.  I don't think Axl has ever even entertained the idea of banging Beta.

 

That's his mom, dude.

 

I'm sure he has a very close bond with her, as one usually does with the woman who used to clean the toilets of your ex-girlfriend from 30 years ago, but I don't think it's sexual

 

I don't think he's banging Del James either.  But for whatever reason, Beta's family and Del James seem to be the only people that managed to not "betray" Axl over the years.

 

Axl's appearance is unappealing indeed, especially when compared to his glory days.  But let's not kid ourselves: dude can still get the top quality trim in the world, anytime, anywhere.  He's literally one of the most famous rock stars of the last 50 years.  And because he's been a recluse, doesn't do interviews and shit, he still has "mystique."  Chicks are fucking dumb.  All they care about is money and fame.  Fame is the ultimate panty dropper in the universe.

 

And let's say Axl DOES have a bad night, and he's out in fucking Idaho or something doing a State Fair, and the only groupies that come backstage are some gross hoggies he doesn't wanna fuck.  He can have a handful of the world's top escorts flown in to him any time he wants.

 

Can you imagine what that would be like?  To have fucked so many 10s over your lifetime, and had so many orgies, that it's just boring?

 

He probably gets all of his emotional needs met by Beta and her parasitic family, and any time he's horny he fucks a 17 year old Russian model.  Just like how any time he's hungry he has fucking goose and lamb and shit flown in.....nigga ain't gonna settle for McDonald's.

 

And the best part is he's a fucking hillbilly piece of shit from Indiana.  I swear to god, motherfucker morphed into my uncle Jake, the redneck piece of trash that married my white trash aunt after he fucked both her teenage daughters.  Jake's last name is "Dickman."  I swear to Christ, I'm not making that up.  His last name is literally DICK MAN.  He's the Dickman.  Giving my cousins and my aunt that hillbilly DICK.  I laughed my fucking ass off when I found out his last name.  He tried to keep it secret for a long time, for good reason.  Well, he married my aunt, and now her last name is Dickman, too. 

 

Axl looks JUST like Jake Dickman these days.

 

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6 hours ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

Honestly, no.  I don't think Axl has ever even entertained the idea of banging Beta.

 

That's his mom, dude.

 

I'm sure he has a very close bond with her, as one usually does with the woman who used to clean the toilets of your ex-girlfriend from 30 years ago, but I don't think it's sexual

 

I don't think he's banging Del James either.  But for whatever reason, Beta's family and Del James seem to be the only people that managed to not "betray" Axl over the years.

 

Axl's appearance is unappealing indeed, especially when compared to his glory days.  But let's not kid ourselves: dude can still get the top quality trim in the world, anytime, anywhere.  He's literally one of the most famous rock stars of the last 50 years.  And because he's been a recluse, doesn't do interviews and shit, he still has "mystique."  Chicks are fucking dumb.  All they care about is money and fame.  Fame is the ultimate panty dropper in the universe.

 

And let's say Axl DOES have a bad night, and he's out in fucking Idaho or something doing a State Fair, and the only groupies that come backstage are some gross hoggies he doesn't wanna fuck.  He can have a handful of the world's top escorts flown in to him any time he wants.

 

Can you imagine what that would be like?  To have fucked so many 10s over your lifetime, and had so many orgies, that it's just boring?

 

He probably gets all of his emotional needs met by Beta and her parasitic family, and any time he's horny he fucks a 17 year old Russian model.  Just like how any time he's hungry he has fucking goose and lamb and shit flown in.....nigga ain't gonna settle for McDonald's.

 

And the best part is he's a fucking hillbilly piece of shit from Indiana.  I swear to god, motherfucker morphed into my uncle Jake, the redneck piece of trash that married my white trash aunt after he fucked both her teenage daughters.  Jake's last name is "Dickman."  I swear to Christ, I'm not making that up.  His last name is literally DICK MAN.  He's the Dickman.  Giving my cousins and my aunt that hillbilly DICK.  I laughed my fucking ass off when I found out his last name.  He tried to keep it secret for a long time, for good reason.  Well, he married my aunt, and now her last name is Dickman, too. 

 

Axl looks JUST like Jake Dickman these days.

 

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Mystique is ending :lolzers:

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14 minutes ago, GeraldineBailey said:

Now lets talk serious

Axl is unable to have sex

His gut is so big that it covers his tiny dick

 

I think Beta solved this problem by purchasing a strap on. Axl only cried a little the first time she took his manhood.🤐

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