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3 hours ago, Facekicker said:

I hope is off banging hookers tonight

Time for an upgrade too?

 

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And that's a good picture of her.

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1 hour ago, magisme said:

Time for an upgrade too?

 

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And that's a good picture of her.

That’s his media money girl, the girl he pays to front the media.  he got them juicy Big titty milfs waiting in his limos.

Edited by GNS

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34 minutes ago, wasted said:

Tiger was a pioneer of the opioid addiction lifestyle. A true patriot and winner. 

This is what Charlie meant when he said he had tiger blood running through his veins.

This mother fucker is the guy where the blood comes from.

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All goats buck

Most goats fuck

Some goats have luck 

bur there’s only 1 goat that’s all 3

 

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4 hours ago, Donald Trump said:

He's switched back to PEDs.

All golfers must be on steroids of some sort even if it’s just jack n coke. 

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4 hours ago, GNS said:

This is what Charlie meant when he said he had tiger blood running through his veins.

This mother fucker is the guy where the blood comes from.

Inter dimensional aliens are harvesting Tiger’s blood for the next era of human evolution. Charlie was a prototype. His mission to beat HIV with the use of cocaine and pornstars. Mission

Accomplished. 

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11 hours ago, magisme said:

Time for an upgrade too?

 

Image result for Erica Herman
 
And that's a good picture of her.

He should throw her aside like a broken 3 wood 

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37 minutes ago, Facekicker said:

He should throw her aside like a broken 3 wood 

After she polished his balls

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Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) Tweeted:
Spoke to @TigerWoods to congratulate him on the great victory he had in yesterday’s @TheMasters, & to inform him that because of his incredible Success & Comeback in Sports (Golf) and, more importantly, LIFE, I will be presenting him with the PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM!

 

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I fucked a 52 year old last weekend off a dating app, I should’ve known that was an omen to Tiger winning.

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42 minutes ago, wasted said:

Wonder if he can trade that Freedom Medal for another 500 mil Nike deal. 

From one pussy grabber to another, freedom is also just one grab away (if the price is right).

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On 4/15/2019 at 4:07 PM, deelowbrown said:

In honor of Tiger's win.....could you imagine the shit storm if this happened in 2019?

 

I bet Trump servers KFC.

Not even joking.

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44 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

I bet Trump servers KFC.

Not even joking.

 

Half correct. He gets primo big titty milfs to serve them both juicy, freshly deep fried colonels best thighs, and them old saggy breast cuts.

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They are closing the McDonald’s I go to, opening a KFC in it’s place. Looks like Fried Chicken for breakfast. 

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23 minutes ago, wasted said:

They are closing the McDonald’s I go to, opening a KFC in it’s place. Looks like Fried Chicken for breakfast. 

Food of the gods.

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1 hour ago, GNS said:

Food of the gods.

I’m going look like the Buddha of KFC in 6 months. 

Edited by wasted

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3 hours ago, wasted said:

I’m going look like the Buddha of KFC in 6 months. 

You're american living in china, you could eat that shit  5 times a day and still look healthier than 90% of the population.

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18 minutes ago, GNS said:

You're american living in china, you could eat that shit  5 times a day and still look healthier than 90% of the population.

I’m starting to get that pallid transluscent death complexion of mixing trans fat, msg and pullution. Zyrtec mixed with chinese beer is the only medical solution. 

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