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Cash award $500 and a Locked and Loaded box set

https://app.creativeallies.com/contests/1265-design-a-commemorative-poster-for-guns-n-roses

 

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Poster Specs
Your file should be 11" x 17" and have a minimum resolution of 300 dpi
Accepted file formats: .JPG, .JPEG, .TIF, .TIFF, .EPS
.TIFF (or .TIF) formats should be flattened
.EPS formats must have all type converted to vector paths (traced or outlined)
RGB colorspace only
Max file size is 60mb

 

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Hmmm.  Art can be based on song lyrics and titles as long as it's Appetite related.

 

I think I'm gonna draw a super close of a chick's thick 1980s bush with Axl's jizz spritzed on the top and call it "Rocket Queen."

 

Nobody steal my idea!

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Wtf is wrong with this band?

 

We wanted a phone call from Frank as a prize.

Edited by GUNNER

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1 minute ago, Conor said:

Could someone draw AC/DC hanging out in a treehouse, and Axl's too fat to climb up and join them?

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Boy:  Hey Billy!  Hey Joey!  Come on in.  There's plenty of room.  Sorry, not you, Axl.

Axl: Why not?
           
[boy points to sign, "No Axls Club"]

Axl:  But you let in Axel Foley.

Boy: It says no Axl_s_.  We're allowed to have one.

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So let me get this right........they steal artwork from a fan for their Coachella needs, and now that they aren't going to do anything else of importance for the foreseeable future there is a contest that will pay someone for some artwork?  If i was the cat that got robbed on the coachella deal, I wold send the exact same fucking artwork multiple times. 

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57 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Lots of Axl fat talk on here but your boy Slash ain't exactly Slim Shady.

 

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That joke was old 6 months ago.

 

Go away.

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They are too cheap to hire a real designer so they are going to hold a fake contest and steal all the best ideas for their next line of merchandise from the suckers who enter it. You gotta give Fermerchando some credit for this one. This is straight out of the Zack Morris playbook.

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15 hours ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

Hmmm.  Art can be based on song lyrics and titles as long as it's Appetite related.

 

I think I'm gonna draw a super close of a chick's thick 1980s bush with Axl's jizz spritzed on the top and call it "Rocket Queen."

 

Nobody steal my idea!

OK, here's my highbrow "artistic" attempt.

 

Don't open this at work.

 

Spoiler

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Longtime board members will see a familiar blast from the past.

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On 8/12/2018 at 9:26 AM, GUNNER said:

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Steven Seagal?

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